Pseudo-base -- The Battle of Chibi..

by kjz on 2006-08-26 14:12:35

Communications soldier: Report! All the fishing boats have been chained together with iron chains!

Commander of Liberation: Excellent! Then none of the fishermen will get dizzy when we cross the Taiwan Strait!

Communications soldier: Report! The commander in Taiwan is sending a telegram saying he's coming to surrender!

Commander of Liberation: That's right! Quickly, go and meet him!

Deputy Commander of Liberation: Commander, what if it's a feigned surrender? Plus, since the fishing boats are chained together, if the enemy uses fire attack...

Commander of Liberation: Don't worry! The wind blowing now is from the west. If they use a fire attack, wouldn't it just burn them instead?

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