We know that the 2007 Liaoning College Entrance Examination essay topic was "I Can," which originated from an advertisement slogan. The original advertisement reads: Everyone is a mountain; the hardest mountain in the world to climb is actually oneself. Move upward, even if it's just a small step, there will be new heights. Be the best version of yourself, I can! Please write an article of no less than 800 words with the title "I Can," connecting your own feelings and understanding. All genres except poetry are acceptable.
In response to this, someone on the internet wrote (self-scored as full marks): I touched between my girlfriend's legs and asked: What is this? My girlfriend answered: The Party! I said: I want to join the Party, can I? My girlfriend replied: 'I understand your urgent desire to join the Party, but formally...