1. Although Sima Qian suffered castration multiple times, he endured wave after wave of pain and still wrote the great *Records of the Grand Historian* with tenacious perseverance.
【Comment: Again and again? Grandpa Sima, does your... thing just grow back like grass in the spring breeze?】
2. My father loves me like a close relative.
【Comment: So you're saying your dad picked you up from a trash can or something?】
3. The sun is getting closer and closer to us, like a golden pancake.
【Comment: Student... did you come to take the exam without having breakfast? Poor thing~ MOMO】