1: I said: You are a pig, you said: I am not a pig at all. Since then, I called you "not-a-pig". One day, you finally couldn't help shouting: I am not "not-a-pig".
2: I have something to ask you, can you find an empty room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this matter. I didn't want to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I'm Saddam!
3: The recipient of the message is an Egyptian mummy, the deleter of the message is an African bug, the replier of the message is a Rwandan wild boar, and the non-replier is a failed Thai transsexual after surgery!
4: Notice: April Fool's Day is coming. All text messages you receive on April 1st are fake, and their meanings are exactly opposite. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: You are a handsome, charming, beautiful as a flower, devilish figure mass lover!
5: Lost Pig Notice: I lost a purebred white little pig. Characteristics: smart, considerate, with a mobile phone in hand checking messages, loves pigs who see the message, please reply to the owner quickly! The owner misses you so much now!