25 Reasons to Smoke Weed

by zcbenz on 2007-02-26 22:43:09

I just found an interesting parody article: "25 Reasons to Smoke Marijuana". Here is the translation for everyone's enjoyment.

Reasons to Smoke Marijuana:

1) Nobody has died from smoking marijuana;

2) People who smoke marijuana rarely become depressed;

3) Unlike cigarettes, marijuana does not cause emphysema;

4) Marijuana does not cause cancer (in fact, smoking marijuana may even reduce your chances of getting cancer);

5) THC cleans your lungs and prevents tumors;

6) Smoking marijuana daily will not harm your brain;

7) There are no studies showing that marijuana causes mental illness, despite many people's efforts in this area;

8) Marijuana is not a gateway drug;

9) Marijuana can treat arteriosclerosis;

10) Marijuana not only halts growth but also eliminates brain tumors. Of course, these results were derived from rat experiments, and no human trials have been conducted in this area yet;

11) Although following the crowd isn't a good reason, you'll never be alone. Marijuana is America's number one crop;

12) Your sex life will improve;