I just found an interesting parody article: "25 Reasons to Smoke Marijuana". Here is the translation for everyone's enjoyment.
Reasons to Smoke Marijuana:
1) Nobody has died from smoking marijuana;
2) People who smoke marijuana rarely become depressed;
3) Unlike cigarettes, marijuana does not cause emphysema;
4) Marijuana does not cause cancer (in fact, smoking marijuana may even reduce your chances of getting cancer);
5) THC cleans your lungs and prevents tumors;
6) Smoking marijuana daily will not harm your brain;
7) There are no studies showing that marijuana causes mental illness, despite many people's efforts in this area;
8) Marijuana is not a gateway drug;
9) Marijuana can treat arteriosclerosis;
10) Marijuana not only halts growth but also eliminates brain tumors. Of course, these results were derived from rat experiments, and no human trials have been conducted in this area yet;
11) Although following the crowd isn't a good reason, you'll never be alone. Marijuana is America's number one crop;
12) Your sex life will improve;