How many of the following questions do you know?
1. What is Zhuge Liang's mother's surname? He! Because "Ji gave birth to Yu, He gave birth to Liang", so her surname is He!
2. What is Zhou Yu's mother's surname? Ji! Because "Ji gave birth to Yu, He gave birth to Liang", so her surname is Ji!
3. Who has the best lightness kungfu? Cao Cao! Because "When Cao Cao is mentioned, he arrives", can anyone surpass this kind of lightness kungfu?
4. Who can take out his heart? Si Ma Zhao! Because "Si Ma Zhao's ambition is known to all", if he doesn't take out his heart, who would know?
5. Who has the most gall? Zhao Yun! Because "Zi Long is all gall", who can have more gall than him?
6. Who has the biggest gall? Jiang Wei! Because "gall like a chicken egg", who can be bigger than him?
7. Who is the busiest? Xiahou Dun! Because "busy (blind) Xiahou", who is busier than him?
8. Who has the tightest schedule? Ma Chao! Because "tight (brocade) Ma Chao", who has a tighter schedule than him?
9. What does Cao Cao teach? Geometry! Because "how long is life", if he doesn't teach geometry, what else could he teach?
More fun facts in: Laughing Proudly in the Three Kingdoms