Baidu Zhidao's strong post - the answer is very weird - very good and powerful!
Don't think that all the users in Baidu Zhidao are like professors who preach pedantically. In fact, users in Baidu Zhidao are very funny and lovely.
*Question: How to slim the buttocks most effectively?
Answer: Rub against a tree.
*Question: What can I do if my monitor screen keeps shaking slightly?
Answer: You shake as well. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the monitor screen, you won't feel it anymore.
*Question: Why don't good horses eat the grass they've already passed?
Answer: Because the horse drops dung at the back.
*Question: There is a virus in my computer, what insecticide should I buy?
Answer one: You don't need anything. You can not turn on the computer for a month and starve the virus to death inside.
Answer two: Starving them to death is not enough. What if the virus crawls out and infects other people's computers when it's too hungry! Not only should you not turn on the computer to starve it, but you should also seal the computer with a bag to cut off its water, food, and air.
Answer three: Use妇炎洁, healthier after washing.
Answer four: The answers above are not moral. Computer viruses cannot be treated with insecticides. You can just take your computer to the epidemic prevention station and let the doctor give it an injection. After that, an annual injection will completely prevent virus intrusion.
