Sohu Circle Super Personalized Signatures (Excerpt)!

1. If you love her, please give her an painless artificial abortion!

2. The biggest dilemma in China now lies in that the policies of Zhongnanhai can not get out of Zhongnanhai!

3. A foreigner came to China for thousands of miles, completely selfless and only for others. What kind of mental disease is this?

4. Every grandpa has been a grandson...

5. I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night!

6. In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately God envies geniuses.

7. Since others pretend to be decent, I can only pretend to be indecent.

8. If all are water, why pretend to be pure? If all are wolves, why pretend to be sheep?

9. We had a little difference: She hoped I could turn soil into gold, while I hoped she could regard gold as soil!

10. All soul-shaking love detaches from the bed...