Three Kingdoms characters are cheating~~~!

by ufo on 2008-08-27 15:20:04

Cao Cao: "I'd rather I plagiarize from the whole world than let the whole world plagiarize from me!"

Guan Yu: "Plagiarize from Han, not Cao!"

Huang Zhong: "When people get old, they get farsighted, it's troublesome! Now it's good, with the new 'Lai Zhong Lai' cheating dedicated reading glasses for presbyopia, you can see five lines at once without any effort, convenient and cost-effective!"

Yang Xiu: "Not allowed to cheat?"

"Cannot, cheat..."

"No, must cheat!"

Yan Yan: "We only have those who fail the exam here, no cheaters!" (After saying that, he sneaked a peek twice.)

Xiahou Dun: "The one in front, move your test paper to the right a bit, watch me read ten lines at a glance, hehe!"

Wei Yan: "Who dares to catch me? Who dares to catch me?! Who dares to catch me?!!" (Ma Dai reports to the teacher.)

Lu Bu: "Teacher, if I throw a dart to the other end of the playground and it lands on the doorknob, let me go; if I miss, send me to the principal's office, OK?"

Zhang Fei: "Unfair! I didn't cheat, I was threading a needle!"

Pang De: "If NND fails, I'll end up in a coffin, so I won't copy!"

Ma Chao: "The one wearing a red coat is the invigilator!"

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"The one with long hair is the invigilator!"

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"The one with short hair is the invigilator!"

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"The one holding the list is the invigilator!"

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"The one with a head is the invigilator!"

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