1, I was watching TV on the sofa, and my wife sat on my leg wrapped in a bath towel. She said alluringly: "Sir, you take this girl right now!" I deliberately remained calm: "No, no, I have no money on me today!" My wife said: "It doesn't matter about the money, just make this girl happy, and then we can write an IOU later!" I was stunned~ is there such a thing as owing money for this! 2, I lifted my wife's chin with one hand and teased her: "