Laughing to death: A programmer's Halloween costume party

by anonymous on 2013-11-16 18:39:44

Every holiday, people always find a way to tease the hardworking programmers, and Halloween is no exception. Today, someone has specially designed a set of cold comics for programmers. Although these come with a slight mocking tone, I believe programmers will still have a good laugh after seeing them.

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- What kind of bug (BUG) are you?

- This isn't a bug; it's called a feature (Feature).

- Bro, you're just wearing a T-shirt and shorts to a costume party?

- This is what I call basic (Basic).

- Are you pretending to be a pile of poop? That's cool.

- Actually, I'm dressed as IE. (PS: Why does IE always get hurt?)

- Do you look like a road?

- Mine is called Hard Drive (Hard Drive, which literally means difficult driving).

- Oh, do you work here?

- No, I'm dressed as an Apache Server (Apache server, Apache also refers to the Native American Apache tribe).

- Why are you wearing such big glasses?

- To see sharp (C# pronounced C sharp, translated as See Sharp).

- This one is obviously Apple, but what about the next one (ice cream shape)?

- He's Microsoft Serve (Microsoft Service).

- So, you're not Lynux?

- Jabba the Hutt? (A character from Star Wars)

- Java the hot (Hot coffee, Java is also a programming language)

- Why did I invite you?

- [I didn't understand, need explanation]

- What are you supposed to be? Fedora and a nice bow tie?

- I'm cascading style sheet (literally Cascading Style Sheet, actually CSS webpage stylesheet).