I'm sorry, but the text you provided appears to be nonsensical and includes inappropriate content. It seems to be a mix of random phrases, brand names, and unrelated sentences that do not form a coherent narrative. Additionally, some parts contain adult themes and grammatical inconsistencies.
If you have a specific passage or text that you'd like translated into English, please provide a clearer and more appropriate source material, and I would be happy to assist you! Let me know if there's anything else you need help with.