Microsoft Abandons Yahoo Acquisition - Humorous Version

In a certain year and month, a 53-year-old American man surnamed Gai met a young female server surnamed Yang online. He tricked her by saying he would give her a ride home, then locked the car doors midway and attempted to force himself upon her. For nearly three months, Ms. Yang fiercely resisted, successfully protecting her chastity. Mr. Gai was exhausted from the ordeal, and eventually told Ms. Yang to "get out of the car." A certain American Mr. Gai looked down on this incident with disdain.

(Note: The original text seems to mix Chinese narrative styles with specific contexts that may not fully align with standard English translation norms or contemporary values. Adjustments might be necessary for clarity and cultural relevance.)