Aries: A mother often tells her lamb, "Don't swing on the swings when you're wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see your underwear!" One day, Lamb happily told her mother, "Today, Xiao Ming and I had a competition on the swings, and I won!" The mother angrily said, "Didn't I tell you not to swing on the swings when you're wearing a skirt?" Lamb proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear inside, so he couldn't see it!" (Brave, straightforward, and daring Aries)
Taurus: Watermelon vendor: "Come eat watermelon, no charge if it's not sweet!" Thirsty Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, give me a non-sweet one!" (Practical, wants to stray but still considers themselves Taurus)
Gemini: Mom calls Shuang Shuang to wake up: "Wake up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times!" Shuang Shuang says, "What does the rooster crowing have to do with me? I'm not a hen!" (Strong self-awareness, independent thinking Gemini)
Cancer: On the bus, Crab says, "Tonight I want to sleep with mom!" Mom asks, "Will you also sleep with mom after you marry a wife?" Crab without hesitation: "Mm-hmm!" Mom asks again, "Then what about your wife?" Crab thought for a long time and said, "Easy, let her sleep with dad!" Mom: "!@#$%^&*()…-" Then looking at dad, who was already in tears! (Oedipus complex, infatuated Cancer)
Leo: Lion goes to attend grandma's birthday banquet. When it's time to eat the longevity buns, Lion asks, "Why do we eat these buns that look like *butts?" Everyone's expression changed drastically. Then Lion opened the bun, looked at the red bean paste inside, and said, "Grandma, look! There's poop inside!" Some fainted, others vomited. (Proud Leo who acts based on their feelings and doesn't care about others' opinions)
Virgo: Chu Chu is very curious about the belly button and asks dad. Dad briefly explained the principle of how the umbilical cord connects the fetus to the mother and said, "After the baby is separated from the mother, the doctor cuts the umbilical cord and ties a knot, which later becomes the belly button." Chu Chu: "Why didn't the doctor tie a bow?" (Curious and perfection-seeking Virgo)
Libra: Father tells Mei Mei every day: "Don't go to school today. Last night...your mom gave birth to two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher." Mei Mei replies, "Dad, I'll just say one was born; I'll save the other for next week when I don't want to go!" (Smart, weighing pros and cons Libra)
Scorpio: Scorpio just fell asleep and got bitten by a mosquito. He got up to chase the mosquito but couldn't drive it out. Helpless, he pointed at the mosquito and said, "Alright, if you won't leave, I will!" As he spoke, he left the room, closed the door tightly, and said smugly, "Hmph! I won't come back tonight, I'll starve you to death!" (Unpredictable, unconventional Scorpio)
Sagittarius: She She asks, "Dad, why do you have so many white hairs?" Dad: "Because you're not well-behaved, so I have a lot of white hair." She She: ... (doubtful) She She: "Then why does grandpa have all white hair?" Dad: !@#$%^&*()… (Thought-loving Sagittarius)
Capricorn: One day, Ji Ji went out with his mom; suddenly, it started raining. Mom pulled Ji Ji's small hand and said, "It's raining, run quickly!" Ji Ji calmly asked, "Won't it be raining ahead too?" (Realistic Capricorn who understands facts and doesn't easily change)
Aquarius: Ping Ping asks mom, "Why is Mr. Jiang called 'ancestor'?" Mom says, "Because 'ancestor' is the term used for deceased people." Ping Ping says, "Then should deceased grandma be called 'fresh milk'?" (Naturally unconventional, always thinking differently from ordinary people Aquarius)
Pisces: Dad tells Yu Yu stories about being hungry as a child. After hearing, Yu Yu's eyes filled with tears, sympathetically asking, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because there was no food?" (Compassionate Pisces, rich in sympathy, regardless of situation or object)
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