Fang: How did you do so well on this exam? At your age, you shouldn't be able to achieve such a score!
A: I reviewed last night!
Fang: Who can prove that you reviewed?
A: My parents supervised me!
Fang: Your parents will definitely take your side! Even if you didn't review, they would say you did!
A: Our housekeeper saw me reviewing!
Fang: You must have bribed her with a tip!
A: No! (In fact... I wanted to kill him)
Fang: Speak up! Did you cheat on the exam?
A: No, my classmates can prove that I didn't cheat!
Fang: Your classmates are colluding with you. Don't think I don't know about all of you cheating together!
A: Then, the proctor can vouch for me!
Fang: Your father knows the proctor, don't think I'm unaware of that!
A: When my father knew him, he was still working as a janitor at school!
Fang: I don't care, anyway, he knows him!
A: Then I still have my scratch paper! All the steps for the questions on this test are written on it!
Fang: Why is the process on this scratch paper so neat! I couldn't write such a clean draft!
A: I thought the questions were pretty simple, I got them right the first time! (That's your problem... just because you can't write neatly doesn't mean I can't)
Fang: I don't believe it! Go get your parents!!! I need to have a good talk with them!
The next day
A: These are my parents!
A's parents: We are A's parents, may I ask what the teacher wants?
Fang: Hold on... A, how do you prove that they are your parents?
A and A's parents became extremely angry, and the three of them beat Fang violently...
Not long after, Fang sued in court, accusing A of hiring someone to commit attempted murder... and thus, a good student ended up in jail...