1. A beauty said (she felt not good, so I won't disclose her name, hehe) Every time I change my underwear in the dormitory, my roommate would grab it to smell. I was very frustrated, so I had to hide from her when changing underwear. Now she helps me dry and fold my underwear, then smells them. It's frustrating... 2. She sleeps on the upper bunk, every day she sets up a small table on her bed, and eats fried rice with an electric pot. Thus, her lower bunk always has a bunch of shrimp shells, bones, and rice grains. Fortunately, I just sleep diagonally across from her. 3. There is a girl in her dormitory who always has cucumbers on her bed but doesn't eat them. Several times my girlfriend saw those cucumbers had turned yellow... When picked up, they were already soft, but still not eaten. She always asked me why... Is it for masturbation? [This is too strong...] 4. My former roommate (the same person described earlier), after eating lunch every day, goes to the toilet on time and squats until she poops... At least half an hour every day... 5. In my dormitory, there is a girl who dares not go to the toilet at night, so she... in the trash can in the dormitory... 6. In our dormitory, someone has athlete's foot, and after washing her feet every day, she sits on the bed peeling the skin off her feet and throws it under the bed... Luckily, I don't sleep below her... 7. Someone in our dormitory wakes up at three in the morning, screams, and then falls back asleep, not remembering anything the next day... 8. Well... Originally in our dormitory, wearing socks while washing feet isn't that abnormal... 9. It's said that in a male dormitory, there are soccer socks that are very long and unwashed for a long time, eventually becoming boots... = = ... 10. After peeling her feet, she peels oranges; after peeling oranges, she peels her feet again... Her athlete's foot is severe... She accumulates her socks and underwear until there's nothing left to change before washing... She changes sanitary pads in bed... Bloody ones are left on the bed for several days... Sleeping with her... Whenever she feels acid reflux, she says she's pregnant... 11. In the neighboring dormitory, there is a girl who always comes to our dormitory wearing only a small underwear and looks in the mirror (a broken standing mirror, placed herself)... And this happens during the daytime without closing the curtains, opposite is the boys' dormitory... Initially, we didn't know what she was looking at... Later, she said she thought her chest looked particularly ugly... So every day she runs around in our dormitory... Later, all the boys in the school call her "40" behind her... Laughable... 12. Does picking nose shit and eating it count? Then seeing him pick until he bled and still swallowed it... 13. Our dormitory has beds above and desks/closets below, four people live there. We three have computers, at 10 pm another person lies down and by 10:30 sticks her head out of bed and cries to us one by one, first 45 degrees to the left, then 135 degrees to the left, then 90 degrees upward, none of us three escaped... This is scary... 14. One of my roommates has two basins, different only in color... Initially, we all thought one was for washing face and the other for washing feet... Later, we found out one was for washing face+feet and the other was specifically for instant noodles... 15. A roommate who loves the smell of shoe polish... Every day, she diligently brushes everyone's shoes and keeps smelling them non-stop... This is actually not bad... 16. In my dormitory, there is someone very scary, always pulling the curtain... We don't know what she does inside... Outside the curtain, there is a talisman (to drive away ghosts)... The light is not turned on... Sometimes walking by, it's truly hair-raising~~~~~ 17. This person is not young... Loves showing off, telling everyone she graduated from a key university (actually a county-level normal school), studying self-harm and being saved by a 70-year-old teacher who adopted her as a disciple (a real closed-door disciple, locking her in the study for half a year teaching literature)... Also claims she disabled and disfigured the daughter of a ministerial-level official in elementary school, beat up her teacher and smashed a TV worth over 4000 yuan in junior high without any responsibility... Also claims she has obtained teaching and lawyer certificates, published articles in party newspapers, received praise from editors, and even won national awards... Her boyfriend committed suicide for her, his parents knelt beside their bed crying to persuade them to break up... Her family bought a duplex, raising world-famous dogs, her brother-in-law works on the China-Russia railway in Russia, each earning over 5000 yuan per month, she can get whatever she wants... But in reality, she only has 300 yuan for living expenses per month, wears clothes bought from street vendors... Every day she goes online into QQ military chat rooms, finds lonely soldiers, video chats boldly asking to be boyfriends and girlfriends, claiming relatives or friends introduced them, or met on the road (how could there be so many soldiers to meet on the road?), even exaggerating that she was saved by a platoon leader heroically rescuing her from falling off a horse while climbing mountains and riding horses... No matter what man, she willingly goes with them, asks for money afterward, claims she found a Beijing doctor, later proven to be a hospital security guard, followed the security guard to Beijing for a few happy lives, and every time deceives those men saying she is our school teacher... In the dormitory, she dances a strip tease in front of the construction workers across the street, stripping down to her underwear, the uncles clap and whistle, scaring the freshmen girls in her dormitory who cry, trying to close the curtains but getting scolded... Every day she borrows others' phones to make long-distance calls, even going so far as to lie to the whole dormitory saying her father died... I think she could write an autobiography, and it would be martial arts plus fantasy... 18. I have a roommate who likes using her chest to push against others to show off how big her breasts are. I've been pushed by her, oh my god, the feeling... 19. All four girls in the dormitory upstairs don't wear clothes and walk around everywhere... Even when going to the corridor to fetch water... 20. A freshman roommate had long hair and when washing her hair, thought a regular basin wasn't satisfying enough, so she put her hair in the toilet bowl and washed it with running water... 21. During college, I had a male roommate who washed his buttocks three times a day... 22. A mentally challenged female classmate in high school liked staring at people picking their noses. Once, a male classmate turned around and saw the mentally challenged girl picking (it seemed she even bled) while looking at him, the two deeply gazed at each other for a moment. Then the male classmate went to the restroom and threw up... 23. In the neighboring dormitory, there is someone who urinates in the hallway every night. I have to step through that urine water every morning... 24. In college, three girls in our dormitory drank alcohol at night. One of them said she had a great tolerance and could drink down many guys. As a result, each person had a bottle of beer, she hadn't finished hers when she passed out. On the way back to the dormitory, she said she couldn't hold it and wanted to use the restroom. There were no restrooms nearby. So the sister took off her pants and resolved the issue in the grass (the residential area's landscaped grass). It wasn't completely dark yet. My friend and I tried to stop her but failed, laughing so hard we sat on the ground. The next day, when we told her about it, she suspected we were lying to her. Sweating profusely... 25. Urinating in line in front of the student union office after drinking at midnight... 26. Little P in the dormitory... Little P skips classes... Using transparent tape to seal the cabinets of the lower bunk and the upper bunk completely... All four beds, including her own, were sealed... When we came back to the dormitory and saw her holding transparent tape and scissors, we asked what she was doing... She said it wasn't her... Little P also stole my books twice... Then sold them to the second-hand bookstore downstairs... So I bought the same book three times from the second-hand bookstore... 27. We have a roommate who eats raw eggs mixed with onions every day in her tent. She also secretly records the time and specific content of what we say, and assigns codes to everyone, like someone is a triangle, someone is a square, and then connects everything to herself, concluding that we are always talking badly about her in code language. She posts these records on her desk and covers them with paper saying 'no silver here'. 28. A freshman roommate one day returned after everyone's morning exercise... Suddenly took off her top... Asked us... Do you think my xx is white? Silence... Just as the air was thawing... She ran to the dressing mirror in the dormitory... Pointing at the xx... Murmuring to herself... Treasure, you are really so white, sister loves you so much~... ---------------------------------------------------------- ... This is really weird... 29. Another female high school classmate, pretty but not mentally normal...--- One day she got her period and leaked all over the chair... Then screamed loudly during class saying: What should I do~!!! All blood~!!! Until everyone in the class looked at her (surrounded by all boys...- -||)... Still this girl, she is a transfer student, after coming, she publicized everywhere that she was almost raped before... And shared the intimate details of her relationship with her BF with us...-- Still this girl, every break she ran to the boys and acted infatuated... Publicly knelt down and massaged a boy's legs in our class... Saying Master~ I am your little maid~ Using an extremely artificial fake childish disgusting voice...==|| 30. During high school, our class boys said... There was a boy in their dormitory whose underwear had a tiger head pattern on the front and it glowed in the dark... Every night, after the lights were turned off, when everyone else was sleeping... He wouldn't sleep, wearing only shorts, walked around the hallway a few times before returning... After returning, he wouldn't cover himself with a blanket, lay in bed admiring his glowing underwear... Sigh... Later, the whole grade knew he had glowing underwear... 31. There was a male classmate in high school nicknamed Big Toad... It's said this person was covered in acne, and sleeping against the wall could rub black blood onto it... This idiot would wake up in the middle of the night and stand at the head of his bed to urinate... Because he was toxic, no one dared to hit him... 32. On Monday during a certain assembly, the principal suddenly announced disciplinary action against a student... Content: A student from Class X in Grade 2 hypnotized his classmate XXX, causing XXX to lose consciousness and jump down from the fourth-floor stairs, resulting in serious cranial injury... The following punishment will be given to XX... Hypnosis... 33. My sister's neighbor in the dormitory, there were metal pipes under the table, because it was too cold in winter, so she used several sanitary napkins to wrap and paste them together... That's it... 34. My sister said... There was a girl in their dormitory who liked pretending to have a boyfriend, often receiving phone calls from her boyfriend (on the mobile phone)... One time, while answering her "boyfriend"'s call, the mobile phone suddenly rang... 35. A few days ago, I saw her pull out all the armpit hair on one side... 36. There is an iron gate between the boys' and girls' dormitories at school, locked all year round. One guy wandered in his sleep at midnight to the iron gate, shaking it and shouting: Let me out, I need to do homework! 37. A former roommate of my friend loved peeling foot skin, large pieces with patterns, and didn't throw them away, just leaving them on the bed. As a result, when my friend and others sat on her bed, they could easily touch yellow, super complete foot skin. When they lifted the mattress, there were densely packed foot skins underneath!!! A layer covering it, and also under the seat... As a result, they didn't dare to approach that bed... Still, that girl, to save another girl, put used sanitary pads in her cookie box and screamed... Super shocking... That girl was also quite innocent-looking, one couldn't tell she was like this... Sweat... 38. In the first year of college, two male roommates in the neighboring dormitory liked talking in their sleep. One night, a male roommate in the neighboring dormitory was texting his girlfriend in bed, and they started talking in their sleep... First, Male A shouted: Beauty, beauty... Suddenly Male B also said: Where are you? 39. The girls in the neighboring dormitory liked taking turns stripping... Until they were naked... Often, the entire dormitory would undress one person... Then take turns... Later, they got used to undressing among themselves, then started undressing visitors... Sometimes, they didn't even need to use their hands... Just threatening would do... Someone would say: No need to use your hands, I'll do it myself... 40. This girl snores when sleeping. One night, her snoring woke up the girl across from her. That girl sat up abruptly, thinking it was her phone vibrating, then searched all over the bed for her phone and shouted: Who the hell is calling me at midnight? Are you letting me sleep or not? 41. There is a B, unanimously speechless. While sleeping, continuously farts, continuously for several minutes... One night I heard it, so boring... Fortunately, her bed is diagonal to mine, I can't smell much... 42. A friend said about their dormitory, one guy liked talking in his sleep, all sounding like TV drama lines... One time, he suddenly sat up in bed, eyes closed, passionately saying: No matter what, I only wish for your happiness~ As a result, the other three who were awake nearly laughed themselves to death... 43. The story of a girl in our dormitory could be written into a novel... See the main points: 1. She argued with a girl in the neighboring dormitory, went to the bathroom and filled a bottle with her own urine, poured it on the girl's bedsheet, opened the wardrobe and poured it on her clothes... In the dead of winter, she locked the girl outside... The girl spent the night in the corridor... We feared her... 2. Watching a movie in the cinema... Argued with someone... Unintentionally rolled down the stairs... Since then, whether eating in the cafeteria, attending class, or sleeping, she always carried a bag with a newly bought watermelon knife inside... 3. She argued with her mother, her mother came to see her at school. She said if you come, I will jump off the balcony... And indeed climbed onto the balcony... We saved her. Now reflecting, we shouldn't have saved her... 44. Defecating at the dormitory entrance... Midnight, roommate's little chicken... Then posted on the school bulletin board... Oh, he is still my buddy... 45. A female in the neighboring dormitory, after bathing every time, only wore panties and sat by the window doing nothing but opening the curtains... Opposite, separated by a small flower garden, is the boys' dormitory... 46. During high school, there was a teacher in charge of the dormitory called Square Root 2 because his height was exactly Square Root 2 meters... He frequently entered the boys' dormitory... One day, Male A and Male B were having a bowel movement... Male A felt he couldn't continue, fixed his pants and stood up, walked to the door and saw Square Root 2 rushing to the restroom, shouting: What are you doing in the restroom so late at night?! Male A immediately hid back in the dormitory, walking past Male B who was frozen with half of his poop hanging in the air... His expression froze... 47. One morning, this person woke up and found a mosquito bite, so he closed the windows and doors, grabbed the insecticide and sprayed wildly, then proudly left after closing the dormitory door... But the other person in the same dormitory who wanted to sleep a bit longer before going to class fainted for the whole day... 48. Everyone in our dormitory is fine except one person who likes to say: I am rich... And likes throwing money... Like grabbing a handful of money and throwing it in the air, then begging us to return it after we picked it up... Speechless... 49. Classmate A: In summer, it's hot, he would undo his belt, letting his pants drop to his ankles but not taking them off, wearing only a pair of triangular underwear, and wandering around the dormitories... Classmate B: Likes to mix up sentences, for example, "Put this book away", he would say "Book put this away"... More strangely, later everyone could understand what he meant... Classmate C: Bought a pack of instant noodles in the first year, every time he ate, he put a plastic bag over the foam bowl, and used it for four years... Classmate D: Uses a jar with a small mouth to soak instant noodles. Each time, he had to break a pack of noodles into tiny pieces to fit inside... Classmate E: Uses his thumb to pick his nose... 50. Not showering is one thing, but after a few months since the start of school, she started shedding skin flakes. She slept on the upper bunk, every time she took off her clothes, her lower bunk felt like it was snowing... That sister is incredibly talented, she realized she was "shedding flakes", so she went to the mall and bought a sticky roller for fur, rolling herself before sleeping every night... 51. Suddenly remembered an incredible one: In the boys' dormitory of our class, one morning, A went to the restroom and found a cube-shaped poop outside the squat toilet... Scared him so much he didn't eat anything all day... 52. The upper bunk girl in the university dormitory, Taurus, had a pair of underwear with a side seam held together by only two threads, which looked like it could break at any moment... Multiple times we advised her to discard it, but she refused... One day, I saw the torn underwear on the balcony, seized the opportunity to throw it in the trash when she wasn't paying attention, but that night I still saw her wearing that underwear walking around in the dormitory... 53. Our dormitory woman, whenever she argues with her boyfriend, takes a knife and walks around the dormitory... Everyone in the dormitory watches her silently and breaks out in cold sweat... Every night after going to bed, she moans... Ah... Ah... Ah... Oh... 54. In our dormitory, after dinner, with nothing to do, we all pretend to be prostitutes, leaning on the door and calling out to passersby from the neighboring dormitory: Sir, please come in and sit down~ 55. In high school, there was a classmate who everyone bullied... One time, while he was sound asleep during a nap, a classmate quietly climbed onto the bed, pulled down his pants, and farted directly in his face... Worse still, somehow some poop came out and splashed onto his face... Poor kid... 56. In high school, there was a male classmate... When showering, he always wore socks and underwear... Really don't know what he was thinking... 57. The girl in the bunk below me never used to do facemasks until one day she bought one... When she put it on her face, she suddenly let out a pig-like scream... Long... Then she started laughing... Of course, the mask fell off... So she put it back on... Again... Pig-like scream... Chills... 58. My boyfriend's dormitory had a weirdo... Truly broke down... Loved Bai Suzhen (Note: Not Zhao Yazhi, genuinely loved Bai Suzhen)... Every day when buying food, he would buy two portions, one for himself and one for Bai Suzhen... Three meals a day!!! The first time I heard it, I completely broke down... 59. I once had a roommate, there were four people in the dormitory, he would eat the flesh of the other two classmates at night, I don't know how I wasn't eaten, the others woke up and resisted him and fought back, the classmates were severely bitten, the tender meat on their shoulders, wrists, and faces were eaten, bleeding excessively, they stayed in the hospital for a long time, the school compensated the two injured roommates, expelled him, and later the police arrested him, determined he was mentally ill... A journalist once came to interview, but later didn't report it... I am still trembling now... Why wasn't I eaten?? Does he pick and choose?? 60. My sister once had a roommate who sleepwalked... One night, my sister was almost asleep, vaguely, when she suddenly saw someone walk to her bed with a kitchen knife, aiming at her head, preparing to cut down, my sister woke up instantly and immediately asked her: Hey!!! What are you doing?" That roommate replied: Cutting watermelon..."