Wanyu said: "Scorning him is a duty for every citizen."
Zhanbo said: "Sis, have you ever raised a dog?"
Yifei said: "No, not really... but you were raised by me. I've raised many animals before, birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels, money trees, within three days... they all died. You're so lucky, Zhanbo!"
A passerby said: "I found a beer cap in the pancake, camphor balls in the dumplings, slapped a fly and hit a nail, went to the Qing Song Guan temple to burn incense, dropped my phone in the donation box and couldn't retrieve it."
Lisa said: "It's you! Zeng Xiaoxian!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Do you know me?"
Lisa said: "My classmate's great uncle's neighbor is related to your brother-in-law's cousin through marriage!"
Yifei said: "Let me think, geographical observation group, pesticide detection center, and... primitive animal association, is this what you call socializing?"
Zhanbo said: "It's the Primitive Animal Researchers Association, there are many girls there, haven't you seen the pictures?"
Yifei said: "Eight girls, four with braces, three with glasses thicker than beer bottles, and one taller than you... Now I completely understand why it's called the Primitive Animal Association. You can just study each other, no need to buy specimens."
Zhanbo said: "First, five orders of tyrannical chicken popcorn, private settlement agreement!"
Wanyu (to the waiter) said: "Then we'll have five orders of rape chicken popcorn."
Yifei said: "You two prodigies, that's 'powerful' chicken popcorn."
Zhanbo said: "Oh, is that right? It's been renamed?"
Shan said: "Not enough money, actors undecided, script temporarily unavailable."
Zhanbo said: "Do I look unhappy?"
Yifei said: "Pfft, you've written the words 'melancholy' on your face, even illiterates can see it."
Guangu said: "Isn't 'The Promise' a romance movie?"
Zijiao said: "Haha! Clearly you don't understand movies... 'The Promise' is a horror movie!"
Xiaoxian said: "Hello everyone, I'm your new Xiaoxian, friend Zeng..."
Lisa (pointing at Xiaoxian's face) said: "It's not a software problem, you should change your monitor!"
Yifei said: "Xiaobo and I used to be conjoined twins, our brains were still connected until we were two years old."
Xiaoxian said: "Right, then the doctor made a quick cut, giving all the brain to Zhanbo."
Meijia said: "Look at your big face, every time I stand next to you my phone has no signal, when walking on the road I can't see the sun!"
Zijiao said: "Are you brain-dead? You degenerate dinosaur who evolves three times a day!"
Yifei said: "Share your unhappy things to make everyone else happy."
Yifei said: "I think this matter is completely unreliable, the level of absurdity is about the same as the Chinese men's football team winning the World Cup."
Apartment Love's Hu Yifei is very funny, please enjoy!
Shan said: "Sardine cans have more prospects than you!"
Yifei said: "You lack common sense! The world is vast, but not as vast as the common sense you lack."
Zijiao said: "That was when I was in high school, one day I dreamed I was taking an exam, then I suddenly woke up, only to find out I was actually taking an exam!"
Qiao said: "Back then, the sky was still blue, water was green, chickens and ducks didn't have bird flu, pork could be eaten safely. Back then, taking photos meant wearing clothes, owing money meant paying it back, mother-in-laws marrying off their daughters didn't ask for houses, and the father of children... was clear."
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