Please enjoy the song "I Am the Absurd Emperor" from my work "A Billion-Dollar Creation."

I'm looking for a wife.

Man: I am the absurd person, I am called the ridiculous emperor, I am the nonsense person, I have come to love you, I will see what you can do to me? I have come to see you, what can you do to me!

Woman: I will dance until you are dazzled, I will jump until you are flustered, look how beautifully I dance, how charmingly I jump...

Man: Look how beautifully I dance, how charmingly I jump...

Woman: Look how pretty my dance is, how moving my jumps are...

Please enjoy the song "I Am Called the Absurd Emperor" from my work "A Work Worth Hundreds of Billions," the music is as follows:

Man: I am the absurd person, I am called the absurd emperor, I am the absurd person, I have come to love you, I will see what you can do to me! I have come to see you, what can you do to me!

Woman: I have come to see you, what can you do to me? I have come to see you, what can you do to me? I will come before your face to dance, I will come before you to jump. I will dance until you are dazzled, I will jump until you are flustered, look how beautifully I dance, how charmingly I jump.

Man: Look how beautifully I dance, how charmingly I jump.

Woman: Look how beautiful my dance is, how charmingly I jump.