1. When you have your first million, the money is all yours; when you have your first ten million, 20% of it is controlled by society because you have to take on social responsibilities; when you own assets worth over a hundred million, is this money really yours? No, it's not! You're just managing the assets for society. If you don't do a good job, you'll end up like Huang Guangyu.
3. Many people in Beijing like me and want to invite me to perform in Beijing, but I refuse. I tell them if you like me, take a plane to Shanghai to see me. This way, we can also boost Shanghai's GDP.
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Who is Zhou Libo? In Shanghai, Zhou Libo is extremely famous and is known as the "founder of Shanghai-style light humor." Every day, Zhou Libo has a special performance at the Meiqi Grand Theater in Shanghai, where guests are treated warmly. It's said that tickets must be booked a month in advance, which is quite a phenomenon in China's entertainment industry. This shows that Zhou Libo's performances indeed have great appeal. Below are some of Zhou Libo's latest satirical jokes:
2. China is America's largest creditor, holding $800 billion in US Treasury bonds. The poor lend money to the rich, so when you see Americans waving to you on the street saying "Hi," tell them "Don't Hi me, pay me back my money!"