1. The butterfly mother said to her daughter: "You should marry the mosquito. Although he is short and black, it doesn't matter, at least he is a leader!" The butterfly daughter pouted and said: "What kind of leader is he?" The butterfly mother seriously said: "Of course he is a leader. As long as he opens his mouth, people will applaud. Is that not a leader?"
2. I remember during high school in evening self-study class, a buddy was sleeping in the last row. Suddenly woke up, then turned off the light, and went back to sleep. At that time, all the classmates were dumbfounded.
3. A teacher explained the word "but" by saying: "But means to take a turn." A student made a sentence: "There are nine buts from my home to school."
4. It's said that Avatar was translated here as "A Fan Ya Mie Da"; in South Korea as "A Fan Si Mi Da"; it's said in Italy as "Avatar Finchi"; in Russia as "A Fan Da Fu斯基"; in Hong Kong as "A Fan Da Ming Yi Pai"; in India as "Avatar 3"...
5. The whole semester was wasted, nearing exams brought heartbreak, for a week no sleep, before exams just memorizing, entering the exam room resulted in complete breakdown, getting the test paper led to tears, what was memorized wasn't on the exam, and what was on the exam was completely unknown T_T
6. This morning on the company shuttle bus, a beautiful female colleague sitting next to me fell asleep and started snoring, drawing the attention of everyone on the bus. I felt embarrassed for her so I gently pushed her. She mumbled: "Not tonight dear, let's do it tomorrow..."
7. A horse met a donkey, the horse greeted: "Big Brother Donkey, heard your wife gave birth, congratulations!" The donkey got angry upon hearing this and said: "Congratulations for what? It's a mule!"
8. "Madam, why don't you buy a book called '100 Excuses For A Husband Coming Home Late'?" "Why should I buy it?" "Because your husband just bought one."
9. Two sparrows saw a rocket launching, the young sparrow asked the old sparrow: "Mom, what is that thing?" The old sparrow: "That's the seven-color Linglong Pagoda of Li Jing, the Pagoda Master. There's a demon inside, caught and put under house arrest in heaven!"