Funny Things About Girls - Brain Teasers

(I)

Niu: Mom, what do you think is on my awards?

Me: (with a thousand sighs) There is your hard work and sweat, there is also mine, Tibetan Mastiff breed!

Niu: Wrong, they are凝聚着ink.

I was speechless.

(II)

Niu: How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Me: Two steps, Song Dandan has said it.

Niu: How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Me: Three steps, let the elephant out first.

Niu: All animals have a meeting, who didn't go?

Me: Of course, the giraffe, it's still in the fridge.

Niu: Your newly bought mobile phone accidentally fell into the crocodile pool, what would you do?

Me: Oh, what should I do?

Niu: Just go down and retrieve it, the crocodiles all went to the meeting.

Fainted completely!