"Salty Vegetable Ultra-Man Part Seven: Salty Vegetable Fart"

by anonymous on 2011-05-13 15:12:08

The Super Cabbage with Seven Farts

Ever since the cabbage acquired this smelly skill, it dreamt of a day when Rose would also run into trouble and come to ask for its help. Suddenly one day, it thought about its own stinky self, even if it became a superhero, what impression would Rose have upon seeing it? Thus, it was very troubled.

Originally, the cabbage's skill wasn't as convenient as a weasel farting; instead, it required preparation three days in advance, and preparing was quite uncomfortable. Occasionally doing it once was fine, but doing it every day would lower the quality of life. The cabbage pondered, how could it find a skill that was both powerful and convenient to use?

One day, after eating too many sweet potatoes, while walking on the road with Big Cabbage, it kept farting. Since learning to fart from the weasel, its farts were very powerful. It first broke a bruise on Big Cabbage's leg who was walking behind it. While Big Cabbage was limping, it farted again, causing the roadside poplar tree to shake. The trunk then broke, and leaves fell everywhere. Big Cabbage was very surprised and said to it: "Cabbage, instead of focusing on the smell, why don't you focus on your farts?"

The cabbage started to think deeply inside. Whether it was the smell or the fart, what it wanted was the destructive power of a superhero. Nowadays, farting was easily achievable, how convenient! If it practiced more, its farts would become destructive. Compared to emitting a foul smell, wouldn't it be easier? When meeting Rose, it wouldn't feel awkward anymore. Thus, the cabbage started practicing its farting skills at home, practicing day by day until it reached a state of perfection.

Once, while out running errands, the cabbage saw a family dismantling their house. It was very hot, and the people on the roof were sweating profusely like ants slowly prying off the tiles. The Super Cabbage XIII - Reunion with Rose. The cabbage had already become a superhero, able to fly in the sky, swim in the deep sea, walk on walls, see in the dark, speak many foreign languages, and understand all animal languages. After gaining the ability to fly and swim, the cabbage confidently prepared to meet Rose. Before going, to get rid of its suspicious brownish skin tone, it soaked itself in vinegar overnight, making its skin whiter. Then it sprayed perfume and wore a cloak made of white clouds, looking like a great swordsman. The cabbage saw this, got anxious, and asked the people on the roof to come down, saying it could dismantle the house in one go. The people on the roof didn't quite believe it but still came down and surrounded the cabbage to watch. Only to see the cabbage point its butt at the house, and with a loud bang, the house collapsed. Everyone applauded for it.

Seeing it had this ability, the homeowner asked the cabbage to help with another task, saying they were digging a tunnel on the east mountain, full of huge rocks, making it very difficult. They asked the cabbage to go help.

Under everyone's escort, the cabbage arrogantly arrived at East Mountain, took a stance, and began to collapse the mountain. With a loud bang, clouds of dust covered everything. Everyone opened their eyes to see, oh no, the mountain wasn't split open, but instead, a nearby bridge under construction collapsed. Originally, the cabbage was too arrogant, proud and careless, not aiming properly before starting to fart. This caused a big disaster. People from the other side came over, demanding compensation from the cabbage. The cabbage immediately panicked. A bridge costs millions, how could his cabbage family afford such compensation? Just when the cabbage was about to cry without tears, the tunnel diggers came over and said that if the cabbage could successfully collapse five tunnels in this mountain, they would help him repair the bridge. Without hesitation, the cabbage agreed. Afterward, he stayed in the mountain for three months, learning no new skills, just turning his face purple daily, working hard day and night to fart, finally collapsing the five tunnels. During this period, he missed Rose so much that he went crazy, but couldn't see her because East Mountain was too far from home.

After several months of hard work, the cabbage finally completed the task. From then on, the cabbage never became arrogant again because it realized that no matter how great one's abilities are, one cannot be arrogant. Once arrogant, calamity will follow.

The cabbage felt that understanding this truth was more meaningful than acquiring any skill, and this meaning was only second to the significance of meeting Rose.