Reposted from 1165708585 January 5, 2010, 06:24 Reads (loading...) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
Only little girls use smoking, night roaming, and having many boyfriends to show maturity; you don't need to do that.
It's best not to let the man you meet for the first time know where you live. If he insists on sending you home, then just to the building entrance is fine... Believe me, he won't die of thirst if he doesn't "just go upstairs for a cup of tea."
If you buy more than ten outfits every month for six consecutive months, consider buying a house.
Don't leave your phone number to men you meet in bars.
If you don't have a car, don't buy white leather shoes.
If unfortunately, the man you love has another woman, don't linger, leave at any time!
Men's lust for themselves is like lawyers for criminals: they know they are guilty but still defend... You know what I mean. Even if you're as beautiful as a goddess, you still need to be reasonable.
Love your work, but don't love your boss.
Romance is a beautiful evening gown, but you can't wear it all day long.
Marrying a rich man is like robbing a bank, the returns are always great, but the aftereffects are endless. If you can avoid trying, it's better not to try.
Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you. And don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.
No matter how much you love him, don't get breast implants for him.
One, For Women
Be loyal to your girlfriend.
If you don't have a girlfriend, you might as well play tennis, which can also waste physical strength.
Your wife must be gentle.
If your girlfriend's husband is a lawyer, doctor, broker, publisher, computer expert... you might as well ask him for advice on buying property, insurance, investment, publishing books, installing software... But remember to bring your wife along every time.
Honesty is a virtue, so don't follow along with your girlfriend criticizing her husband, or join colleagues in attacking your boss.
Being super durable in bed isn't the best way to love her, give her more care.
What a gentleman does, is using elbows and knees to support his own weight.
Two, For Men
Before signing any contract, read it at least three times... If it's a marriage contract, especially on December 21, 2012, at 3:14:35 PM, weigh it carefully.
Follow the flow, but don't mean not to make an effort.
For the sake of your physical and mental health, you can keep a pet. For the sake of the pet's mental health, don't keep it... It's said they can get depression when too lonely.
Take vitamin pills every day, keep calcium supplements, otherwise if you fall in the bathtub and break your leg, even if you can call emergency services and put on clothes before the doctor arrives, you'll probably have to stay in bed for three months, unable to enjoy summer.
The fewer people there are, the bigger the fridge should be. Spiritual emptiness can be filled with food. If you open the fridge and find no food, it can encourage you to work harder.
Try to choose high-protein, fiber-rich, low-fat, low-calorie foods. Eat small meals frequently.
Keep a thick coat and an umbrella in the office.
Flattery from colleagues is like perfume, you can smell it, but don't drink it.
Never ask this question: "Why don't you love me?"
Don't announce your resolutions beforehand.
There is nothing or anyone so important that you need to stay up past midnight thinking about them.
If you don't have a five-digit appearance fee, don't participate in TV programs like "Very Male Female".
Smile sincerely, don't fear wrinkles.
On Lantern Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Valentine's Day, if you have no plans, you can actively request overtime... To avoid being emotionally touched when going out or feeling sad alone at home, and it gives your boss a good impression.
If your ex-lover calls to ask how you've been recently... Say you're doing well.
In the past, fairy tales began with "A long, long time ago..." Now, fairy tales begin with "If I'm not married yet..." Remember, you've passed the age of listening to fairy tales.
Learn to cook a few good dishes. Stew yourself soup on weekends.
At any time, don't drink too much. Cleaning up what you threw up the previous night in the morning will make you throw up again.
Keep necessary medicines in the drawer. Don't keep more than ten sleeping pills at home.
When you want to think, think before you speak. When you don't want to, say no.
Earn more money, but not so much that anyone who likes you makes you suspicious.
Strive for what you have hope of getting, don't mind what you can't get, this way whether you win or lose, your posture will look good.
Actually, life is lonely even with company... Better cultivate interests early, like growing flowers and raising fish after middle age.
Be happy when someone compliments you on looking young.
Falling in love is like playing mahjong, not taking it seriously is no fun, taking it too seriously can hurt... Cultivate some game spirit.
Do not film intimate scenes with anyone, under any circumstances.
If you really like something, buy it.
Lovers who once betrayed you want to come back, say no. Lovers you once betrayed, asking you to come back, say no.
Smile while agreeing to requests, and clearly and firmly say no when refusing.
The secret to staying youthful is to have an unruly heart.
Whether it's lace underwear or work reports, simplicity is always the best.
Have the courage to break a wrong promise.
Stick to principles on big issues, learn to be flexible on small ones.
Nothing should be exchanged for health.
Whether a person is reliable depends entirely on what means you use to control them.
There's no need to argue about anything, just give results.
Men always fawn over women who don't take them seriously... Fate is the same.
Don't borrow money, if you must, borrow from the bank. Don't lend money to others, if you must, don't expect repayment.
Learn to manage finances, even if you study archaeology or violin.
If you're promiscuous, never use your lover's birthday as a password... Changing it often is very troublesome.
Caring too much about someone often leads to failure... Money is the same.
Keep a good book by your bedside.
Laughing every day is good for your health... If someone often tells you jokes, you're very lucky.
Find a sports activity you're interested in, and stick with it.
When you're feeling down, don't get caught in the rain, don't listen to slow songs, don't watch sad movies, and don't soak in the bathtub drinking red wine.
Don't constantly calculate gains and losses... That's the job of insurance companies and your opponents.
When you encounter someone who makes your heart beat faster, why not like them once.
Outside of work, try to engage in outdoor activities as much as possible.
Don't cry in front of people who want to make you cry.
It's shameful to remain pure as one ages.
Get regular check-ups to understand your health status.
Always keep a set of keys at your parents' or close friends' place.
If your room is getting increasingly snow-white and spotless, visitors are decreasing, the table and floor cannot have a speck of dust, hearing children's noise irritates you, and you wash your hands more than twenty times a day... Go see a psychologist quickly.
Even if you really don't like kids, don't say it out loud.
Private friends shouldn't often visit you at your workplace.
You don't need to be curious about how others evaluate you, think about how you evaluate them.
Look, men never ask how to balance marriage and career.
Simply put, people who often make you smile are good people.
Don't befriend people whose morals differ from yours.
If you don't start respecting your parents soon, it will be too late!!
Dignity is like a bra, lifting women to appear very noble, but if intentionally revealed, it becomes vulgar.
How old you look is how old you actually are.
Don't be infatuated with things that are beautifully packaged.
A person, from birth to 18 years old, needs a good family. From 18 to 35 years old, needs a good appearance. From 35 to 55 years old, needs a good personality. After 55 years old, needs a lot of money.
Of course, you should wait for the right person to eventually appear... But during the long wait, you can also chat with the wrong people first.
Be happy!
Remember, you only live once.
Three, For Everyone