1. Original Post: Here's a picture of me and my girlfriend, friends lightly hit～
Forum Reply: The sexual organ of the plant is inserted into the excrement of an artiodactyl with long horns...
2. Original Post: I just bought a new estate, it's so big that it will shock you - it took me two and a half hours to drive around it!!!
Couch Potato: Yeah, I used to have a car that broken too~
3. Original Post: Aren't you women hot in the summer wearing bras?
Forum Reply: We wouldn't be hot if we didn't wear them...
4. Original Post: While being intimate with my girlfriend, she seemed to call out another man's name...
Couch Potato: You slept with someone else's woman and you're still not satisfied!!!
5. Original Post: Why was Japan relatively cold during President Hu's visit, to the point that there wasn't even a welcome banner at the airport?
Couch Potato: How could they hang one? "Warmly welcome the Chinese old friend to visit Japan?"