A person can laugh at jokes all day. One day, a very good friend of mine told me a joke. My name is Xiao Fan, and later due to excessive stomach pain, I ended up in the hospital. Before my surgery, the doctors asked me why I was laughing so hard. I told them that joke. I didn't expect that after they heard it, they laughed even harder, and finally spat out a lot of foam. They couldn't be saved and died. I really thought this could happen. There are many cases like this that we don't want to happen but always do; every day we look forward to things that never occur. But once they happen, we have to face the consequences. Indeed, people originally live unwilling to bear the consequences of what happens to them, unwilling to endure, truly, and boring. Thinking about it, I just wanted to die, die properly? Can I want to die and it not work? At least temporarily, it can't work because the doctor told my lover that I committed involuntary manslaughter. Confused, the court was involved. The judge outlined the case to the prosecutor, which was actually very simple: I told a joke, the doctor heard it and started laughing uncontrollably, and later died laughing. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge let me tell that joke again to see if it met the elements of involuntary manslaughter according to the jury. Even though I studied law, I had some worries. I was afraid that telling this joke would result in "consequences." So I asked all the court personnel, about 100 people, to sign an exemption contract, stating that the effects of the joke were not assumed responsibility for. The judge declared a recess, to re-trial the next day, and announced his views. So we signed the contract. Since there was legal protection, I told the joke. I didn't expect that after I finished, the court was boiling, with some people laughing so hard they knocked the table, others rolling on the ground clutching their stomachs in tears... It seemed that when I looked around, I found that the judge or the seasoned old man remained motionless, poised, eyes closed in deep meditation. I admired him in my heart; others, when the judges and lawyers are not the same dignity amidst chaos, he remained poised. I knew that he would die that day along with everyone who heard my joke, later dying laughing. So I instantly became a celebrity. Television reporters came to interview me, asking what joke I told that was so powerful. I remained calm, knowing that if I stressed it publicly, it might constitute a violation. If there was nothing, social activist groups might give me a class action lawsuit, which I couldn't stand. So I faced the TV camera and said something to the effect of: "Reason is always a lie, faith is always ****." Those who obviously didn't understand it, but I saw it, and reflected on the little girl soon; she couldn't let the audience see that she was not stupid? She Lianlian Chen Tao, and later went so far as to shed a few tears! In fact, I also didn't know this was only a gimmick? The most persevering, I couldn't stand this woman's tears, especially beautiful women, and the results I acted decisively, willing to exclusively cover the joke, and gave her the copyright. The program broadcast nationwide caused great repercussions. Many in the audience frequently asked questions. I didn't expect that some mysterious plain-clothes suddenly broke into my bedroom one night while I was sleeping again, pulling me and dragging me into a dark room. After a long time, suddenly a bunch of light shone in my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes, shocked, because the person in front of me is only possible with the current state making me a household name. The president clearly didn't intend to talk to me, he only told me the general purpose of scratching my account was very simple, so I recorded this joke, and then sent it through the inside of a hostile country’s dictator in the Middle East, He died laughing. I say no, this is a political murder, more critically, it has clearly exceeded the highest executive president as head of authority, without congressional approval, is unconstitutional. The President grabbed my collar, carrying me up to roar: "Do you really believe that his mother’s separation of powers is ye to!" I can't, at this moment my mind is full of the Constitution's difficult background in the first case, so I agreed to his request, but I made my joke weapons of mass killing can't be used for civilians. The President promised, so in that little room, I put that joke recorder (of course, all the operators are equipped with the best sound equipment). I see a faint ghost laugh, Mr. President, I was know is over, politicians really not the thing. Sure enough, two weeks later, the President announced that I have mastered the key technology of a joke and successfully tested in desert areas (successful laughable the 713 death row.) This news has created a stir in the international community. Many countries panic, some have told us the President of another country who oppose the withdrawal of divergent political step down from international Junshixuejia back to this phenomenon a name, called "Laughter deterrence." The president for complacency in our when a country suddenly announced that the East is also understood the joke, but then I know that this is the beginning for me buddy jokes that the country seeking refuge. So we had between the "laugh balance." 60 years ago on April 1, Fool’s Day is the day before a world, unfortunately, and I have been worried about has happened, the Middle East a KB organizations do not know how that stole my joke technology, hijacked our national television, put that joke to the national radio ...... civilization was unprecedented in the Po Huai Liao, Ren Men right Weilaibuzai You confidence. convening of a joint United States Bude Bu Quan Shijie Zhuyaoguojia Summit Conference of the made Daozhi Volume Piece Shijie Zhong Yao marks the birth of Zhiyi’s Chongdajuece: will after April 1, set Fool’s Day. As a result, people do all day, have a watch, all know is false, no one really, it’s enough. The joke, it has, like other any one would not believe, as a non-lethal. 60 years have passed, I have more than 80 years old. Before I left this world, I would like as a witness of history, it is necessary to tell you a joke. In fact, to my friend that day I say this joke very simple, very short, the sentence: He said he believe in love ..
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