【Alternative】How to Successfully Marry Bill Gates' Daughter

by foxdows on 2007-09-24 11:21:55

Once upon a time, there was an excellent businessman named Jack. One day, he told his son:

Jack: "I've already chosen a girl for you to marry."

Son: "I will decide my own bride."

Jack: "But the girl I'm talking about is Bill Gates' daughter!"

Son: "Wow! In that case..."

At a party, Jack approached Bill Gates.

Jack: "I'd like to introduce a great husband for your daughter."

Bill: "My daughter isn't ready to get married yet."

Jack: "But the young man I'm talking about is the Vice President of the World Bank!"

Bill: "Wow! In that case..."

Afterward, Jack went to see the President of the World Bank.

Jack: "I would like to recommend a young man to be your bank's Vice President."

President: "We already have many Vice Presidents; we have enough."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law!"

President: "Wow! In that case..."

In the end, Jack's son married Bill Gates' daughter and also became the Vice President of the World Bank.