At the very beginning, right after the new expansion pack was released, he became obsessed with the magical artifact quests (what's so fun about it, humph, I seriously looked down on him). He went all out for those artifacts. All he did was either brushing for artifacts or leveling them up.
This made me grit my teeth in anger. In the end, he managed to level both his trial stone and flying sword to level 5. I thought to myself, I'll ignore him; he'll get tired of it sooner or later. But who would've thought that he just couldn't stop. He didn't play with me anymore, nor did he bring me along to level up. He was only busy with his little things.
No matter how much I nagged him, he just couldn't let go of those artifacts.
One day, I finally lost my patience. When he went to class, I hid all 6 or 7 of his "precious treasures" into a secondary account. I thought to myself, "Just see you practice, just see you play!! Humph!~"
When he logged on after returning home, he was dumbfounded. He quickly asked me, "Honey, have you seen my artifacts?"
"No, I haven't." I said while watching TV.
"Then where are my artifacts?"
"I don't know." Possibly feeling a bit guilty, I didn't dare to look at him directly and kept my eyes glued to the TV.
"Xiaoyao, stop messing around. Where did you put them?"
"What? How should I know where you put them! Humph, I didn't take them, I tell you!" I got angry first.
"You're throwing a tantrum again."
"I'm not throwing a tantrum. You're suspecting me!"
"I'm not suspecting you."
"You are suspecting me! Always playing with those broken artifacts and ignoring me! Ignore me if you want! Go deal with your artifacts! This life can't go on, go live with your artifacts!"
These two days, I felt so wronged, plus the resentment from before, which made me burst into tears all at once.
Seeing me cry, he panicked: "Alright, alright, you didn't take them, you didn't take them. Don't cry, don't cry, you won't be pretty if you keep crying."
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Thus, under my "crocodile tears," he coaxed me for N hours, saying a bunch of sweet words, even asking about cheats outside the game. I barely "forgave" him.
A few days later, I started to wonder why he wasn't asking about the artifacts anymore. Finally unable to hold back, I ran over and hugged him, asking: "Little Liangliang, what are you doing?"
"Running dual accounts to level up, what's up... Honey?"
"Nothing, it's just that these past two days... you haven't been brushing artifacts either."
"How dare I brush? If I do, won't you eat me alive."
"Hmph, then... aren't you going to find your old artifacts?"
"What's the point of finding them? They're in the hands of a little girl. If she doesn't want to give them back, there's no point in me taking them out myself."
"What??"
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