【Joke】A man stalks two nuns
There are two nuns, one is called the Math Nun, and the other is called the Logic Nun. It's almost dark, but they still have a long way to go to reach the convent.
Math: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants?
Logic: That's reasonable, he wants to assault us.
Math: Oh my God! At this speed, he will catch up with us in 15 minutes. What should we do?
Logic: The only reasonable method is obviously to walk faster.
Math: It doesn't seem to work!
Logic: Of course it doesn't work. The man is also walking faster, which is very reasonable.
Math: Then what should we do? At this speed, he will catch up with us in one minute.
Logic: The only reasonable method is for us to escape separately. I'll go this way, and you go that way. He can't catch both of us.
The man continues to follow the Logic Nun.
The Math Nun safely arrives at the convent, but she is worried about whether the Logic Nun will be fine. Then she sees the Logic Nun come through the door.
Math: Logic Nun, you're finally back! Thank God! Tell me quickly, what happened?
Logic: The only reasonable thing happened - the man couldn't track both of us, so he came after me.
Math: Yes, yes, but then what happened?
Logic: The only reasonable thing happened - I ran as fast as I could, and he chased me from behind with all his strength.
Math: And then?
Logic: The only reasonable thing happened - he caught me.
Math: Oh my God! Then what?
Logic: I did the only reasonable thing - I pulled up my skirt.
Math: Oh my God, Logic Nun! What about the man?
Logic: He did the only reasonable thing - he pulled down his pants.
Math: My goodness! And then what happened?
Logic: Isn't it reasonable, Math Nun? A nun who pulls up her skirt must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants!