The release of the Beijing 2008 Olympic torch immediately garnered a flood of positive reviews (Nings is responsible for the categories in parentheses):
A: Ugly... looks like Empress Cixi's nails (History Edition)
B: Feels like an ancient unopened... imperial edict (Palace Edition)
C: Reminds me a bit of Sun Wukong's Golden Hoop Bar, wonder if the designer watched too much Journey to the West (Fantasy Edition)
D: Bloody... (Chainsaw Edition)
E: Very nice! Looks like chopsticks and the Golden Hoop Bar, feels very festive and auspicious. Kudos! (Three Treasures of Auspiciousness Edition)
F: At first glance, I thought it was three sticks of incense, (just missing the panda). (Special Kill Edition)
G: This thing looks like a cigarette, or like chopsticks, the cross-section looks like mosquito coils (Transformers Edition)
H: We associate the torch with... you know what (Baidu Japan Edition)
I: You can tell at a glance that it's Chinese, do you understand the meaning behind it? Stop cursing all day, if you don't like it, just say you're not Chinese. (He Doesn't Know Edition)
J: Don't forget to print on the torch: "Smoking is harmful to health." (Truth Edition!)