The口水war of keywords

(Google is parading Sohu around the world...)

Sohu: Thank you, Big Brother Valley, for your recognition, which has brought us to this glorious day!

Google: Now you know the power of hype, right? Just create a bit of a stir, and we reap both fame and fortune. That little brat from Unisplendour can just sit there and cry. Why didn't he cooperate with me? With my reputation, you too can bask in my glory, no?

(Zhou Shuguang arrives with Zola and the钉子户...)

Zhou Shuguang: Google, I want to settle accounts with you!

Google: Protect me～～

Google: It's not my business, I'm out of here...

Sohu: Woof, woof, woof!