Today's me is no longer the complete me of yesterday. Today's me has been thoroughly "fried" by lightning, both inside and out, with skin cracked and flesh split, emitting a strong smell of barbeque all over. Today's me is no longer the confused and directionless me of yesterday. Today's me has been jolted awake by electric currents coursing through my entire body. Today's me is no longer the suave, carefree, and humorous me of yesterday. Today's me is now conservative and self-disciplined. All these changes stem from a few thunderously shocking knock-off phones... They go by a unified name —— Anti-Wolf Phones!