Memory is the root of suffering, you can return to the present, it's a blessing!
Hearing you say this, it's like hiding something easy to return to the present
Ask how many sorrows you have, just like a river returning to the east
Never thought Easy Return had this trick of a big loudspeaker, I admit defeat
Could it be that the two of you are... known as the Divine Carving Couple...
Yang Guo
Easy Return... %$%^&*;@#
Old man~ what's this? Have you seen an Easy Return as big as a sandpot!? Don't make me act! I scare myself when I go crazy!
Is that so? Then make your move!
Ghost.. you should still speak the language of returns..
Ghost.. you should still write about returns...
Don't I have to tell you about my experience with Easy Return?
Landlady: Do you think using Easy Return makes you not a rabbit?
Tailor: (crying) Using Easy Return is not a crime
Landlady: Once you're on Easy Return, you're always on Easy Return. Look at you, wearing red underwear, white with a hint of red, coming out to celebrate?
You even grab such a beautiful woman~ Is there any law? Is there any Easy Return??
Four-Eyes, I recognize you.
You seem to have a deep prejudice against those who wear Easy Return.
That's right, especially gold wire Easy Return.
As a clerk, wearing Easy Return is very reasonable and logical! Besides, I look so good in them~~~ Why do you target me?
What are you looking at!!!!!!! Haven't you seen someone so handsome with Easy Return......
Don't think being handsome means no need for Easy Return
Brother Chen: "See that? That's Easy Return!"
What big brother.. do you even have Easy Return.. shouting loudly.. neighbors don't have to sleep ah.. we have to use Easy Return tomorrow.. get lost!!!
Good Morning Mrs. Landlord~
I'll Good your mother's head Ah If there's no cashback transaction today, I'll burn down your shop
Smile Smile what Ah No cashback if you smile Old ass
There's a beam of light shooting out from your crown, did you know? So young, yet already have a body of hardened Easy Return, truly a once-in-a-century martial arts talent. If one day you can unblock the Ren and Du meridians, wouldn't you fly! As the saying goes: If I don't enter hell, who will. The task of punishing evil and maintaining world peace is entrusted to you, okay? This "Secret Manual of Easy Return" is a priceless treasure, with our connection, I'll teach you for ten bucks!
Dead ghost~! I told you to buy congee for Easy Return where were you dead at?
I was helping Easy Return cross the road alright~
A single Easy Return, thousands of troops come to meet...
(Note: "易返现" can be translated as "Easy Return" or "Cashback", but in this context, it seems to be used as a pun or a code word for something else, possibly glasses or contacts based on some sentences. Some parts remain ambiguous and might require more context for accurate translation.)