Examiner: What's your education level? Applicant: Didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: Ever been in a fight? Applicant: It's like a regular occurrence. Examiner: Any criminal records? Applicant: I just got out (of jail). Examiner: How about physical ability? Applicant: Not bad, I can kick over a street vendor's tricycle with one foot. Examiner: Would you dare to take other people's stuff? Applicant...