Customer: I've taken control of your computer.
Noob: How did you take control?
Hacker: With a Trojan horse.
Noob: ...... Where? I don't see anything.
Hacker: Open your Task Manager.
Noob: ...... Where is the Task Manager?
Hacker: ...... Below your computer!!! ...
(Note: This translation maintains the humor and dialogue as closely as possible, but some nuances may vary depending on interpretation.)