1. "Since I went to college, only one boy made me want to have a relationship with him. Unfortunately, when he wanted to be in a relationship, I refused. And when I wanted to be with him, he already had a girlfriend!"
2. "I keep searching! Searching for what? For food, water, and the legendary love!!!"
3. "Tell me, why hasn't Andy Lau gotten married yet? Isn't he waiting for me to get tired of waiting?"
4. "No money, no job, no boyfriend, no problem!!!"