100 QQ Signatures That Will Impress You - Diannet

001 - When a rat gets angry, everyone becomes a sick cat. 002 - Arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish, I finally said "the Japanese also have the character for person", and only then did she agree that whales are not fish. 003 - There is gold beneath a man's knee, so I cut off my whole leg but didn't find even a piece of copper! 004 - In spring I bury corn in the soil, and in autumn I will harvest lots of corn. In spring I bury my wife in the soil, and in autumn I will… be executed! 005 - If you see shadows ahead of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind your back! 006 - Visiting pleasure quarters without aging, try Hui Ren Shen Bao. 007 - A word from you saves me ten books! 008 - At 0 years old making an appearance, at 10 years old progressing every day. At 20 years old having lofty ideals, at 30 years old striving hard. At 40 years old basically set on a path, at 50 years old being popular everywhere. At 60 years old playing mahjong, at 70 years old wandering around everywhere. At 80 years old chatting about family matters, at 90 years old hanging on the wall! 009 - Without clothes I am a beast, with clothes I am a dressed-up beast! 010 - Nun, just give in to this monk!... After a long, long time... Nun, just spare this monk!