The most awesome confession a man can make to a woman

by whdxhw on 2008-11-16 18:48:48

1. Don't assume that a flat chest means you have brains, and don't assume that being unintelligent necessarily means you're curvaceous. Basically, no man is dumb enough to think there's any connection between brains and breasts.

2. Do I love you or not? Stop asking me this question all the time. If I say nothing, you cry; if I hesitate for a moment, you say I'm not decisive; if I blurt it out...