1. A colleague asked me: Is Clinton's wife Chirac? 2. Once I borrowed money from someone, originally wanted to say "I will pay you back when I get my money" but said "I will take you when I have money", embarrassing! 3. Classmate's name is Yu Jingbo, one day a letter came, the dormitory guard shouted at the dormitory door: Dry cold skin, dry cold skin's letter!...