Suicide bracelet - Kill Yourself Anytime

After a round of intense mental struggle, I've decided to introduce to all of you this -- the suicide bracelet. Their principle is "to help others is the foundation of happiness." Since you want to end your precious life, at least they can help by recommending a useful tool to you.

Usage: check out the annotations on the picture.

Price: 260 Euros (Life is precious, but committing suicide costs even more).

It seems that when the German people get weird, they're no less bizarre than the Japanese. Sigh!