In fact, I had already written a long thing that I don't know if it was a weekly journal or a diary. But, while flipping through my diary, I suddenly came across these things. Plus, while listening to "Just Like You" sent by Hai Jianfa, I suddenly miss you guys so much - Lao Gong, Uncle Qing, Zhang Ming, and San Jin. Seriously, be cautious before proceeding! The style is completely different. Proceed with caution!! Please click the cross button at the top right because you might not know what exactly happened! The order is very messy, just go with the flow! Compared to being at home, I prefer school. I've changed desk partners, but not really new. It's ZM who used to sit behind me all the time... Well||| However, I still miss Uncle Qing, SY, and the era of San Jin. Since changing seats, "Time Machine" hasn't been written anymore. There are many things that look back on which still feel very nostalgic!!! Previously, when changing dormitories, the head teacher let each dormitory take a group photo|| specifically instructing: "Dress formally... take it passionately||||" Later added: "Have the feeling of dormitory life." After evening study hours, PK found Uncle Qing and said: "I don't wear a shirt in the dormitory!" Then they kept talking... mainly because 301 was split into four dormitories||. Uncle Qing said: "If the head teacher splits up 301 like this, then the four dormitories all have the possibility to be first..." We couldn't understand this sentence|||... Uncle Qing explained: "Look... xxx [dormitory number] has YLZ and Hao Wan. XXX has CLX... XXX has ZKL. If I'm lucky, I can also get first place..." Everyone: ".........." PK said: "Your last sentence is the key." ZM said: "All the previous ones were just build-up." One day Uncle Qing went crazy and said: "We Young Pioneers." Then I ridiculed him: "You're already a member of the Youth League." Awkward.... I just couldn't help saying the truth||| Uncle Qing said: "I would rather die on the battlefield," San Jin said: "Uncle Qing would rather die on the battlefield of marriage." I silently prayed "Your battlefield||" One day, out of whim, I suddenly turned around and very quietly said to Uncle Qing: "Uncle Qing, let's go on a date." San Jin immediately turned around: "Then what about me...." As San Jin got closer to Uncle Qing, Uncle Qing said: "Can you not get so close? I feel pressured." SY said to San Jin: "San Jin, your eyes disappear when you smile.." San Jin said: "I want to say something disgusting.." I said: "Say it.." San Jin unhesitatingly said: "Uncle Qing likes me this way...." Uncle Qing said: "Sorry... I should have reincarnated later..." San Jin said to SY and me: "I think Uncle Qing is avoiding my glasses." Uncle Qing turned around helplessly and said: "I can't even see her eyes||" During Chinese class, Uncle Qing mentioned a phrase "Golden House Concealing Beauty" and San Jin immediately asked: "Hiding who?" Me and SY simultaneously answered: "You ah." Uncle Qing said: "Can't hide||" SY said Kim Hyun Joong is handsome. I asked: "Who?" ZM sitting behind me coldly said a sentence: "Selling vegetables||" Everyone: "..........." After a long time, San Jin suddenly burst out: "Sell yourself.."[Because last semester.. ZM was given a nickname "Ah Cai."] The day before we were to separate seats, San Jin said: "Your spirits [SY, Uncle Qing, me] will always be together." I said: "Our spirit isn't as strong as your love." SY said: "Right!" Uncle Qing said: "Your love isn't as strong as your weight." During break time, San Jin was helping us order biology workbooks. She casually asked: "Uncle Qing, do you have anything else you haven't ordered.. I'll help you." Uncle Qing thought for a moment and said: "Yes... your mouth"......... Then it was the last one before changing seats: The chemistry teacher was talking nonstop on the podium: "Let me reveal the weekend homework.. to whet your appetite." Uncle Qing muttered below: "Ruining the appetite." The chemistry teacher said: "This set of questions.. is last year's senior high experimental question compilation." Uncle Qing continued criticizing: "Ah.. starting to feel nauseous." Now after changing seats, LWH sits in front of me. In front of him is San Jin. So the war between Uncle Qing and San Jin has become the war between LWH and San Jin. But rather than LWH's, it's more like 301's||.. because the "war" between LWH and San Jin has escalated. It's no longer just bickering like with Uncle Qing|| It has escalated to "chasing and roughhousing"?!!.. Hmm. Anyway, that's how it is. Occasionally, you can hear people calling from the back of the classroom: "Uncle Qing, come over quick." Occasionally ZM will also say: "Jiang Zhengqing, come over quick." But most of the time, Uncle Qing still ignores us. Should we praise: "What great self-control ah." Actually, occasionally I also joke with ZM|||. But how to say it... no matter how we joke, we can't make as big jokes as with Uncle Qing.. Previously, ZM forgot to bring me the China Pavilion stamp to look at. So he drew one for me... When I saw it for the first time... I involuntarily said a sentence: "So ugly." Suddenly realizing it wasn't Uncle Qing||.. hurriedly looked up at him||.. only to see ZM raise his eyebrows|| and say: "Hmm~~?" SHOCKED!.. So I hastily pretended he didn't hear and I didn't say it|| But it might be because I said it was ugly||.. the next day he brought me the real China Pavilion stamp to look at|| And I still blurted out: "It looks just like what you drew|| Originally it wasn't that you drew it ugly.. it was originally ugly." Before the last class before the holiday, SY said: "ZM asks if you want to go watch a movie. ZM oh." I resolutely said: "No." Then he said: "Uncle Qing is going oh.." I also resolutely said: "Go!" SY said: "ZM, your charm isn't as big as Uncle Qing's||" Haha. Actually, whether watching movies or not is secondary.. having someone or not isn't the point.. the main thing is there's no time to watch.. But fooling around with them is quite nice anyway. Actually LWH is also fun.. although not as fun as bulubulu... One day during self-study class... I said to SY: "Do you dare turn on your phone? Do you believe I'll call you?!" SY said: "Do you believe I'll be like Uncle Qing?!".. What Uncle Qing does is... During a Chinese class in sophomore year just before the end of the class... the teacher let us study ourselves... then Uncle Qing took out his phone to read novels||.. so SY called and texted his phone|| Started shocking him|.. the result was he smiled evilly or harmoniously..... and continued reading novels|||.. we two were very frustrated.. usually he should say: "Are you guys bored or what." Result when SY called Uncle Qing again... Uncle Qing did something that caught us off guard... he immediately pressed the "answer button"|||| Then calmly continued reading novels||| So we never dared to call him again|||... A few days ago doing Chinese practice tests.. after finishing the teacher gave us the answers to check.. Uncle Qing asked ZM: "How many wrong?" ZM said: "6"[There were only 8 multiple-choice questions altogether.] Uncle Qing was shocked. San Jin heard and said: "ZM, are you Chinese?.. Did you come back from abroad?!!!" ZM said: "Yes. I'm a returnee." Uncle Qing asked me: "What did he say?" I said: "ZM said he's a returnee." Uncle Qing said: "Oh. I thought he said expensive- -." Then San Jin said to ZM: "You a returnee??!! You're at most a kelp!! Returnee unemployed at home." Then ZM said with a straight face: "Yes. Please call me seaweed." Thus... we started calling ZM Ah Cai.. and Uncle Qing Ah Qing.. Long ago. When LZH borrowed scissors from me, he passed me a note.. it wrote: "Uncle Qing's mom". At the time after reading it.. I still couldn't understand..[This was already something from last semester. I forgot about the mom thing.] Ha.. Later once I joked with LZH: "How should you address me?" He thought for a moment and said: "Egg white Mom!" So I patted SY's back: "Hey. That makes you egg drop soup." Egg drop soup and egg white Mom can give birth to egg white!.. Thus.. after names like Ah Cai, Ah Qing came another name Ah Hua, Xia Hua Literature Network. Of course.. there's also Ah Tang for San Jin [OS: What and what- -]. Now LZH has simplified it to: "Qing Ma". [Inner me: Is there such a thing as an unkind mother?.. That should be called stepmother- -.] This morning when I went back... I made an EXPO countdown.. They all have four or five days left. Only I have eight days. Uncle Qing said: "Haha. You're the tragedy. Staying here alone." Knowing we were going to change seats.. I couldn't help but accelerate "torturing" Uncle Qing during breaks~~ That day talking about EXPO.. I said: "I've stamped more than sixty~" Uncle Qing disdainfully said: "Do you have the China Pavilion stamp? Tsk." I said: "Ah ah. How did you get the reservation ticket??" Uncle Qing: "Went to queue up at four in the morning ah.." Me: "......." Uncle Qing continued: "I thought.. queuing at four in the morning would definitely put me near the front. Who knew when I got there, there were already so many people. I asked the person beside me|| he said he came at two||.. then someone said, I came at twelve.." Me and SY: ".,,,,,," Uncle Qing said: "At the Japan Pavilion.. isn't there an introduction to some future car? A female introducer said in Chinese: 'This car can travel 1000KM...' Then I asked her, how long does this car need to charge, she said: 'This car can travel 1000KM.....' I thought she didn't hear clearly. I asked again, she still said: 'This car can travel 1000km...' ... Like a repeat machine+||". Me and SY laughed until we fell down||.. took a long time to finally say: "That's a robot||".. XD Actually it's Japanese girls|||| probably only know how to introduce in Chinese|| can't answer XD San Jin said: "Please call me Mrs. Jiang." I said: "Ah Qing. Marry me.. I want my son to be surnamed Jiang.. then he can be called Jiang Zhisu." Uncle Qing: "You can find Jiang XX's [a certain head teacher|]." On the first day of biology class.. PS: We've changed biology teachers. Previously, Uncle Qing was copying English homework.. SY and I were madly saying: "Ah ah. A bad student transferred to our neighboring class. Looked super handsome><.." SY asked: "How handsome?" I said: "Way handsomer than Uncle Qing!" Uncle Qing disdainfully said: "Hey hey hey. Don't think I didn't hear that." We said: "Exactly want you to hear it." Later, the biology teacher came in. I said to Uncle Qing: "Eh eh eh. The biology teacher is here ah!.. Way handsomer than you!" Uncle Qing said with a "Yay" gesture: "I'm the cute type!." SY: ",,,,,". San Jin's evaluation on this is: "Ah. Uncle Qing. Turns out we're the same kind of people..." Xiao Tong and San Jin screamed continuously in the corridor that stormy night|||. Uncle Qing said: "The weirdos effect is more obvious on rainy days." I remember a few study sessions ago I asked Uncle Qing: "Eh eh eh. We're about to change seats ah.. how do you feel?" He said: "Bright prospects ahead.." I said: "Ah ah. Let me tell you, Uncle Qing.. what if your new desk partner is a girl just like me..." I hadn't finished speaking when SY interrupted me: "There's no second girl like you in our class."|||| These things are all written in the "Time Machine".|| Because I think senior three won't happen again. Thanks to Mr. Jiang & San Jin for bringing me happiness in sophomore year. THX to Lao Gong, Uncle Qing, Zhang Ming, San Jin & other cameo performances =v= There's still a lot more, unfortunately all in the "Time Machine" at home! I'll write it again next week =V =. I've said, once you Uncle Qing become famous, I'll print all these out and write a book. Related theme articles: Beware of entering mistakenly