Angel's Complaint Classroom is officially open. Thank you, parents, for visiting my classroom, and thank you, friends, for bringing CJ's sister to my class. The content theme of today's first lesson is――― What to do if a third party appears? Angel will help with a smile.
Once again, I would like to thank two parents who provided indecent materials so that Angel can quickly help families affected by the third parties solve their problems.
The following are confidential materials compiled from various professional websites and books by the mysterious complaint master Angel:
1. Collect evidence
Collecting effective evidence is the best weapon for the complainant.
【If you're the one involved with the third party】 please stop having inexplicable relationships with them. Break up! Or say, you were never together in the first place. Sneaking around doesn't feel good, does it? Especially warning those who already have children or families. It's better to give up or better hide the evidence.
【If you're the child or family member harmed by the third party or the fourth party】 hahahaha. These people are the most laughable and disgraceful ones, not referring to the victims. If you're the victim, please review MSN, blog comments, QQ chat records, Douban, Taobao, Alibaba, etc., chat records or post replies. Comprehensive 360° full pinhole recording, report at the right time, and eliminate them all at once.
【If you are the third party】 beautiful sister, no matter whether you're unmarried, haven't dated, celebrate Valentine's Day, married, or divorced, please leave. Don't say "this is love" like Qiumei in "You Are My Lover." Although it's romantic and beautiful, please consider the consequences and your future prospects. Sister, how many families have you destroyed? Are you still human? You're clearly a cat person.
2. Indirectly expose secrets
Suitable for those who want to secretly uncover and kill the other party.
【If you're the one involved with the third party】 manage all your chat tools well. For example: MSN, blog comments, QQ chat records, QQ email, Douban, Taobao, Alibaba, etc. To avoid being killed by black-clothed people without knowing why.
【If you're the child or family member harmed by the third party or the fourth party】 use force! Conduct a carpet search on all chat systems. Best light three incense sticks and KO the third party's computer! Family members, register a brand-new account with completely different information. For example, input--- "I am a 190-year-old grandfather from the Indian Malaysian Harbin province of Xiangtan who participated in the May Fourth Movement, named Lin Zexu!"
【If you are the third party】 take care of your reputation. If too many wrongdoings are exposed, it's the most hateful thing. All sorts of scandals come out, look and see! Latest news about the third party cheating!
3. Cry, fight, and complain
Crying is the most commonly used lethal weapon by women. Use an innocent look to gain sympathy. When facing the third party, cry harder than her. Preferably sobbing or pretending to be out of breath to gain sympathy. In the hospital, start exposing the sins of the third party in front of the public.
Fighting requires more props and methods.
Slap. The most common physical means. Strike fast and hard. Even though your strength may not be as great as a man's, speed can increase energy and cause more pain to the other party.
Kick. Use a powerful leg to kick the stomach, chest, hands, feet, etc. The stomach is soft, but suggest kicking the chest unless you don't want compensation for medical expenses.
Headbutt. Ha ha, this method is best to hit the other party's head. This level can be controlled yourself, and hitting the temple can knock them unconscious! Sweetie~
Complaining, let complaint master Angel teach you.
For example---
Wife: Damn, you took my husband and looked down on me. Your sister, taking my stuff, do you want to die? You're young, not bad-looking, ruining your own future, but you've ruined everyone else's future too! What will happen if your honey is gone? Do you love celebrating Valentine's Day? Now immediately, I'll give you three choices. One, kneel down to me, and I'll forgive you after giving you 10 palm strikes. Two, let me accidentally push you down the stairs; don't worry, I'll play Sun Nan's "Come Back" for you. Three, disappear now. Three seconds are over. Damn, go die!
Child: Damn, you took my dad and acted proud. Are you happy and smug? Don't think it's easy to fool little girls or boys by saying things like, "Hey kid, let me be your mom." Not planning to become my stepmom? Damn, secretly getting married and thought we didn't know? Young age and acting what? Don't know what you look like before makeup and plastic surgery. Probably sadder than our hamster. Get out immediately! Whether you're a big sister or a queen has nothing to do with you. Hmph! Who's more smug than me?
Alright, that's all for today's class by complaint master Angel. If you have any questions, please call 12580. For better topics, press 1. To make friends, press 2. To listen to a class, press 3. If you want to complain, go die, press 4.
Thank you for cooperating.
See you next class~