[Reporters with colored voices, demolition without necessarily reporting] The Spring Festival has just passed, and with the beginning of production activities, all industries across the country have recently held the first national "nonsense" competition. After a series of intense competitions, CCTV and the National Bureau of Statistics (hereinafter referred to as the Central Statistical Bureau) defeated opponents such as the Ministry of Railways, the Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Football Association, the Chongqing Office in Beijing, the Financial and Economic Committee of the National People's Congress, CNPC, Sinopec, various real estate developers, and entertainment media, advancing to the finals. In the final, CCTV relied on the Sofres data showing that "The highest viewership rating for 'Five-Star Red Flag' reached 3.64%, surpassing 'News Broadcast' in places like Shanghai and Hangzhou, continuously ranking first for several days. The number of viewers of this drama has exceeded 450 million, and it is expected that by the end of the drama's broadcast, the number of viewers will exceed 600 million, meaning nearly half of the national population watched the drama." This move allowed CCTV to defeat the Central Statistical Bureau's claim that "National housing prices increased by 6.4% in 2010, and the price of houses 90 square meters and below increased by 9.9% year-on-year," surprisingly winning the championship.
At the award ceremony, a representative from CCTV gave an acceptance speech: "Firstly, thank the Party and government. 'Nonsense,' there is no limit to how nonsensical it can get. CCTV, with 'News Broadcast' as the main force in 'nonsense,' consistently strives to fully utilize its ability to 'talk nonsense,' dare to talk big nonsense, and not fear talking painful nonsense. We are dedicated to bringing better, more beautiful, and more harmonious 'nonsense' to the masses. Winning this championship is truly deserved."
A representative from the Central Statistical Bureau, who originally came with high hopes but returned dejectedly, said: "This time we didn't win the championship in 'nonsense,' failing the expectations of the Party and the people. Our statistical bureau, as the most traditional and creative 'nonsense' player, failed due to errors in our thinking. We should change our style, transforming from producing a lot of 'nonsense' to producing good 'nonsense.' In future 'nonsense' efforts, we will focus on changing weights and selecting samples, striving to reclaim the 'nonsense' championship next time."
The 'Nonsense' Organizing Committee also awarded various individual 'nonsense' awards. CCTV undoubtedly became the biggest winner of this competition. With decades-long persistence in 'nonsense' through programs like 'News Broadcast' and the Spring Festival Gala, CCTV won the 'Lifetime Achievement Award for Nonsense,' 'Most On-Camera Nonsense Award,' and 'Unconventional Nonsense Award.' The 'Least Reliable Nonsense Award' and 'Least Effective Nonsense Award' were respectively obtained by the Central Statistical Bureau and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The Financial and Economic Committee of the National People's Congress won the 'Best Newcomer Nonsense Award' with their '2010 Investigation Report on Urban Resident Happiness.'
An advisor to the 'Nonsense' Competition, Dr. Luobishi, an expert at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences 'Nonsense' Research Institute, said during a journalist interview: "China's national conditions determine that China must have large-scale, high-quality 'nonsense,' which deeply influences and changes China. 'Nonsense,' as a multi-disciplinary cross-comprehensive skill, China has always been at the forefront in the world, holding multiple independently developed 'nonsense' core technologies."
At the end of the award ceremony, famous soprano Ms. Lai performed the theme song 'Sing Nonsense.'
It is rumored that thousands of TV stations, networks, and news agencies worldwide, along with over 6 billion viewers, live-streamed, followed, and watched this 'Nonsense' competition. The broad masses of the Chinese people expressed that they found it very empowering.
Additionally, Secretary Wang of a glass factory in a certain township in Tieling City, representing Manager Ma, announced via Weibo that they had applied for and registered original place protection with relevant departments such as the State Administration for Industry and Commerce regarding 'nonsense.' They claimed exclusive copyright over 'nonsense.' Any organization or individual engaging in 'nonsense' without authorization would be considered an infringement. By the time the reporter filed the report, this Weibo post was widely re-posted by netizens, with support and opposition equally split. Yesterday, Uncle Niu, speaking to a foreign media outlet after bypassing the firewall, indicated he felt immense pressure.
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