The super awesome Samsung phone Turbo 3000

Super awesome, with super多功能: disinfection, printing, inflating car tires, heating, hair dryer, razor, electric iron, harmonica, roasting machine, anal thermometer, emergency cardiac pacemaker. And more: if your turbo3000 gets stolen, you can simply press the remote control and make your stolen phone explode immediately, destroying both the machine and the person holding it, hahaha!

Of course, this is all exaggerated praise, just to show how great this mobile phone is, hahaha!