1. One day your name will appear in my family register!
2. After comparing salaries, I decided I don't want to live anymore.
3. Having lived for over twenty years, I haven't done anything for the country or the people; every time I think about it, I feel heartbroken.
4. My struggle against fat nearly got me killed.
5. Life is all about being born and moving on~
6. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love, until the world is full of love.
7. When a ship hits a bridge, it naturally sinks~~
8. When you put on a wedding dress, I also put on a monk's robe~~
9. I prayed to Jesus for a stable life, he thought about it and said, let's talk about world peace first...
10. If you love me, just say it out loud! If you hate me, keep it in your heart forever!
11. While you're young, do all the bad things you can, there are not many years left.
12. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, now autumn has come, tsk tsk, and there is no harvest at all~
13. You once told me that you would love me forever, I understand this kind of love, but what is forever?
14. Seven-year-old boys are the most terrible creatures on earth, they have curiosity, action, destructive power and the "Protection Law for Minors"
15. A man is valuable because he keeps his word - I said I wouldn't return the money, so I won't!
16. Summer is not good, when you're poor, you can't even drink the northwest wind, fortunately, now it's autumn.
17. Although I believe in vows, I don't necessarily believe in you~
18. Anything I can't let go of must be something I can't possess~
19. Extraordinary people never say they're extraordinary, like me.
20. There are only two things I know in life: 1. I can't do this. 2. I can't do that either.
21. Adults are not free, freedom is not for adults~
22. I know, there is no banquet that doesn't end, but at least, I want to enjoy the feast!
23. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is storytelling~
24. People can't get along just by being polite!
25. Whenever I'm in trouble, I chant the scripture: "Om Mani Padme Hum", translated into English it means: All money come to my home!
26. Kindness is when others are hungry, I eat meat without smacking my lips~
27. I once wanted to be a problem child, but I've followed rules for so many years.
28. If you're in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and squeeze instant noodles. The Squeezer Tribe.
29. Whoever delays me for a while, I'll make them regret for a lifetime.
30. Lock me up for a month, don't call me, because once you call, I'll come out...
31. Taxi drivers, the fighter jets among drivers, oh yeah!
32. How far your thoughts go, that's how far you roll away!
33. Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before he came out of seclusion, why do you require me to have work experience!!!
34. The highest realm of work is watching others work while collecting their salaries.
35. Fat and haggard~
36. Kang Fu, when you resigned, did you consider Doraemon's feelings!(Written when the Japanese Prime Minister announced his resignation last year)
37. I am charming and decisive, far-sighted and down-to-earth, with superior taste yet hardworking and self-reflective, though I have many flaws, I hope everyone can tolerate me!
38. Get out of here, gallop out of here...
39. One must be a bouncing person to live life fully.
40. I'll walk my sunny path, you cross your bridge of no return.
41. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but pimples remain.
42. The world is ours, it's also the children's, but ultimately it belongs to those bastards!
43. Our motto is: Serve the Renminbi!
44. It's been a long time since someone blew such fresh and unconventional hot air!
45. The simplest secret to longevity------------keep breathing, don't stop!
46. Is money really that important to you? After more than three hours of talking, not a penny has been reduced.
47. I'd rather die than tell, you haven't used the beauty trap yet!
48. When I have money, I'll buy a bus, exclusively drive on the bus-only lane, and specifically stop at bus stops, when someone wants to board, I'll say: Sorry, this is a private car~
49. A: Other people are perfect, you are also pretty close to perfection~~ B: Which two beauties am I missing? A: Inner beauty and outer beauty... B:........