ONE Syndication announced today that it has appointed skate media legend Dave Carnie as the Senior Supervisor of Marketing for KR3W and Supra. Carnie is best known for his work with Big Brother Skateboarding Magazine, and his impressive command line of expletives as seen below:
FEATURE VALLEY Cheap Womens Supra Vaider Shoes, CA—After an extensive search, ONE Syndication is thrilled to announce that Dave Carnie will be equipped as the Senior Supervisor of Marketing for both KR3W and SUPRA brands. Carnie is best known for his role as a contributor and editor-in-chief of the now defunct, yet famous, Big Brother Skateboarding Magazine (from which the TV show Jackass was born). Carnie has remained active in skateboarding as a contributor and editor for both Skateboard Mag and Double Shit Magazine. In recent years, Carnie has dabbled in marketing and advertising, most notably while working with The 72andSunny agency in Culver City.
“We’re really fucking ecstatic to have Dave Carnie fully briefed,” said Matt Fontana, the VP of Global Brands at ONE Syndication. “Dave’s experience and history in skateboarding have been long and absolutely incredibly amazing. Not to mention, that motherfucker has written some of the best fucking action sports press releases EVER. ”
Carnie will be overseeing the marketing teams at ONE Syndication, bringing his unique style and flair for captivating content to the brand's various media platforms. Carnie’s hiring gives impetus to the brand's transition into creating optimal structures that enhance key brand assets as the brand expands its significance into appreciation brand channels allowing the exploitation of brand assets and developing expansion opportunities together with forecasted brand investment account chance fairness liquidation printing.
“Fuck skate shoes supra,” said ONE organizer, Angel Cabada Men Supra Vaider Shoes on sale, regarding Carnie. “Yeah.”
“Fuck dude,” Carnie said during the session, “I’m fucking really fucking, like, fuck. But, fuck—butt fuck? —it’s kind of fucking crazy because, honestly, MY SPOUSE AND I don’t fucking know fucking shit about SUPRA. Aren’t they those fucking silent celestial body shoes that Justin Bieber kids would wear? ONE What the fuck?”
Carnie’s list of honors and achievements in the field of writing is long and renowned. Carnie’s outstanding writing power, along with his hard-hitting journalist style, specifically his website article writing expertise, was among the major reasons ONE Syndication wanted his skills. Besides being the guy who brought you the concept of "bromance," Carnie has long been considered a pioneer in the world of action sports press releases since he was the first to use the word "penis" in a statement.
“It was the fucking game changer,” said Scott Bailey, ONE Distribution’s TOP DOG, in the historic action sports website article. “No one had ever dared use that concept in the action sports website article before. It was before really fucking gnarly.”
“Well, it was before fucking nothing really,” Carnie said modestly at the milestone moment. “I wasn’t even thinking about that when I wrote the fucking thing, I just thought, ‘This might seem really fucking hip Womens Supra Vaider Shoes on sale Louis Vuitton pi,’ you know what I mean? MALE MEMBER! After all, shit, fucking fuck that Ralph Lauren polos Men Slipper cheap Sunglasses a, who fucking cares about it?”
“You know, the brands are always about fucking innovation and fucking advancement,” Fontana said. “We came out with the fucking SKYTOP and I was immediately the boss of the fucking shoes market because of that fucking shit. Now we're coming out with penises in our press releases. That shit’s fucked "up", yo. And with Carnie onboard? Dude can really write the fuck out of the fucking website article. We’re stoked to have him in here fucking around with that fucking shit the fuck "up".”