Nonsense

Nonsense

Category: Humor Added Time: December 7, 2010 15:01:30 Source: admin Clicks: 53

Man: What have you been busy with lately?

Woman: Busy making money.

Man: Where are you busy?

Woman: In China.

Man: I thought you were abroad.

Woman: I'm on the moon.

Man: I'll come find you.

Woman: Then you need to report to King Yama first.

Man: Do you know why I called you today?

Woman: No.

Man: Because today is a good day, three sixes: Saturday, August 16th in the solar calendar, July 16th in the lunar calendar. Many people are getting married today.

Woman: Then why don't you also have a wedding?

Man: I regret it a bit. Everything that should be done has been done. I'm calling you to see if there's a second chance.

Woman: You divorce and then remarry, wouldn't that give you a second chance?

Man: I've taken a fancy to you.

Woman: No way. I'm too old. Yesterday, I was even thinking of buying a cane (actually in my twenties).

Man: For me, it was love at first sight.

Woman: No way, my first glance could scare people to death, and the second glance could scare ghosts away. Is there something wrong with your eyes?

Man: Then let me check.

Woman: Alright, tomorrow I'll take a plucker and pluck out your eyeballs first to see if the blood vessels underneath are unblocked. If not, I'll suck them near the toilet.

Man: My goodness, I feel cold down my spine now. Have I really seen a ghost?

Woman: Haha, run for your life!