The Wise Words of Garlic

by daelxxtpb74 on 2011-04-20 18:27:09

Today, during the 3rd and 4th periods, five of us from our class booked the oral English class. There are only six people in the entire class. One of them is a character we call "Da Suan" (Garlic). When he first arrived, he said: "Sigh, my first time is gone" (it was his first time attending the oral English class).

The class began. The teacher asked, "What's your name? Please!" Da Suan was caught off guard for a moment and replied, "What?" Then he flashed a signature smile and said, "Da Suan..." The teacher responded, "Da Suan? What? Your name?" Da Suan said, "Yes! Da Suan!" The teacher then said, "Oh! Da Suan, what's your English name please?" Da Suan smiled again and said, "Xi Xi... Xi... Da Suan." The teacher asked, "Do you want to have an English name?" Da Suan replied, "Yes! Still Da Suan." The teacher then said, "Alright, let's call you Da Suan!"

Finally, Da Suan finished his first complete oral English class and happily went to eat. After the meal, when we returned near the steep slope, a gentle breeze passed by. With his sensitive nose, Da Suan suddenly said, "Why does it smell like cow dung?" Huang Qiusheng, who claims to be an actor, followed up by saying, "How do you know the smell of cow dung so well? How could such beautiful campus culture have this? Grass!" Da Suan continued, "Qiusheng, you don't know. Look around our school; everywhere there are geniuses!" He added, "I'm not just a legend." The guy next to me suddenly said he had a stomachache. I went over to check on him while holding my cramping thigh, only to see a face without sound.

I feel that this class of five people has added a beautiful scenery line to the campus today!