If you want to make a girl happy, you can't choose too bad text messages. Although there are some collected here, it's best if you process them yourself, hehe.
Meeting you was a mistake, falling in love with you was a double mistake, and separating from you is a triple mistake.
Since I don't know if I will meet you again in the next life, I will love you even more in this life.
If one day you have a big belly, I will still cook dinner for you!
We, are like two sides of a piece of paper, how can we separate?
You're crazy and I'm dumb, half-assed and less than half. Without you, I wouldn't be crazy, and without me, I wouldn't be dumb. Wherever you go, I'll be there. If you die, there will be two less.
Wife, wife, I love you like a mouse loves rice!!!!!! I won't beat you or scold you, I'll just torture you emotionally!!!!!!
The above ones are cheesy, let's have some super funny ones.
A beautiful young lady was having an abortion, the doctor intentionally made it very painful. The lady screamed: It hurts! I can't bear it! The doctor said: You have to bear it, since you enjoyed it before but didn't come find me.
I heard your phone doesn't have text messaging function, so I sent this message to test. If you received it, it proves that your phone has text messaging function and this message is from me. Please reply: I have it, it's yours!
A hungry wolf came out to look for food, and heard a woman teaching her child: If you keep crying, I'll throw you out to feed the wolf! As a result, the wolf waited all night and said: Damn! This bitch doesn't keep her word!
If someone bullies you, tell me! I'll beat his face into color screen, his head into vibration mode, his ears into polyphonic mode, his nose into straight board, and his front teeth into flip cover. In short, I'll fix him up into second-hand!
A young man on the bus farted loudly, and the woman sitting next to him spat three times angrily! The young man calmly asked: Comrade, why do you spit out the seeds when you eat farts?
Every time the pigsty is fed, music is played. A pregnant sow always hides in a quiet place and gets lost in it. When the owner comes to drive her away, the sow says: Don't disturb me, I'm doing prenatal education.
The following is the most heartfelt online article
The most distant distance in the world
is not standing in front of you and you don't know I love you
but loving you to madness yet I cannot say I love you
The most distant way in the world
is not from birth to death
it is when I sit near you
that you don't understand I love you
The most distant distance in the world
is not that I cannot say I love you
but missing you painfully yet can only bury it deep in my heart
The most distant distance in the world
is not that I cannot say I miss you
but loving each other yet cannot be together
The most distant distance in the world
is not loving each other yet cannot be together
but knowing true love is invincible yet pretending to not care
The most distant distance in the world
is not the distance between trees
but the branches growing from the same root yet cannot rely on each other in the wind
The most distant distance in the world
is not the branches unable to rely on each other
but the stars gazing at each other yet their trajectories do not intersect
The most distant distance in the world
is not the trajectories between stars
but even if the trajectories intersect, they cannot be found in an instant
The most distant distance in the world
is not disappearing in an instant
but not meeting yet destined not to gather
The most distant distance in the world
is the distance between fish and flying birds
one is in the sky, one is deep under the sea
Here's a classic one: Sister, I am yours in life, yours in death. If it really doesn't work, just consider me as a native experience, a little cucumber with Northern accent. Hahaha