Michael Doleac's Trading Card

If you're not already religiously reading FAT SHAWN KEMP, shame on you; it's a world-class repository of the ridiculousness of the sports world and its trading cards at their height, even if mostly NBA-centric. LeBron’s new number 6 is just the tip of the iceberg. Michael Doleac’s Trading Card from 15-20 years ago highlights this perfectly. Doubt us? Do so at your own peril—cheap jordans shoes or not, the site has everything. Joe Wolf’s mullet? Check. The reprehensible 1995 NBA All-Star jerseys? Check. A painting of John Stockton playing outside with several weird '50s-era radio technology contraptions between him and the basketball? Chizeck. We’re especially fond of this card of Michael Doleac, though: (click for full size) First of all, those are not his real arms and never were. Those are prosthetic Hulk joke arms. Second, who could ever forget his "I've had this since the 2nd grade, cheap nfl hats, why make you ask?" Marcus Thornton’s dream rookie season continues... haircut. And third, the photo editing is botchtastic—they overdid the shadows on Doleac without bothering to put any on the court, and they didn’t match the dimensions of the floor and Doleac correctly, so it looks like he’s about 5’3”.