"武林外传" 108 Classic Lines

by shibo2010 on 2009-12-08 03:52:42

1. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable! This is not good, not good at all!

2. I shouldn't have married here in the first place~

3. If I hadn't come, my husband wouldn't have died~

4. If my husband didn't die, I wouldn't end up in this sorrowful place~

5. Close the door and let Xiao Guo out

6. Mount Hua is very close, just turn left and take a donkey taxi to get there

7. Are you brainless, or has your brain gone moldy?!

8. Take care of my Seventh Uncle Master...

9. Help me take care of the third niece of Seventh Uncle Mother-in-law

10. Your mooncake is indeed unique in the mooncake world, but it's everywhere in the steamed bun world!!

11. Seeing your foolishness makes me want to be savage

12. Two months ago I was like you. In two months, you'll be like me.

13. Sunflower Paralyzing Hand

Sunflower Unparalyzing Hand

14. Are you sure, certain, and absolutely sure?

I am sure, certain, and absolutely sure.

15. Mommy, it might affect my career!

16. I haven't been a saint thief for many years

17. You tear my heart, you tear my liver, you tear three-fourths of my life

18. Xiang Yu: Zhan Tang, do you want to marry me? Zhan Tang: No. Zhan Tang: Do you want to marry me?

Xiang Yu: I... don't... want... Audience beats him: Everyone on Earth knows you're lying!

19. These years, no matter how hard my fate has been, I've never blamed the government, nor complained about society!!!

20. Bring up our Huashan Sect's formal dress treasure.

-Dumpling on a stick

21. Clapping sounds (PUPU) A type, B type, O type are all present

22. Ruthless, shameless, unreasonable troublemaking

23. Guo: Say a positive idiom. Mo: Lotus emerging from water. Guo: Good, one more. Mo: Rest in peace~

24. ......Who killed me, and who did I kill......

25. I have someone above me!

26. Da Zui: My uncle is the magistrate... Da Zui: Low profile, low profile!!!!

27. Help me take care of my master brother's wife's younger sister!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

28. Heaven! What exactly does she like about me? Can't I change that?

29. Zhu Wu Shuang: Impropriety. Lao Bai: Daring to pick flowers on my territory.

Other side: Sunflower Paralyzing Hand

Lao Bai.............

30. Confucius once said: Knowledge is power!!! (The scholar said!!)

31. No matter how bitter or tired, consider yourself as 250; no matter how difficult or dangerous, consider yourself as a thick-skinned person.

Mutual encouragement with you!

32. Brothers are the limbs of centipedes, wives are winter clothes!

33. Extremely extraordinarily exceptionally good~

34. Average, average, Miss Hong Kong pageant third place!!

35. Holding cornbread in hand, not a drop of oil in the dish.

36. My uncle is the magistrate, crossing me is crossing my uncle, crossing my uncle is crossing the court,

Everyone, low profile! Low profile!

37. Kamsang ah Mita, muice......

38. This judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the restroom

39. The road ahead is long and arduous, I will seek and conquer in all directions without being stopped by anything.

40. With the speed of lightning before covering ears, like breaking feet

41. "People drift in the江湖, who can avoid getting cut? White Camel Mountain Bone Strengthening Powder, both internal and external use has miraculous effects. After being cut, apply a pack, and you'll want to be cut again. For strained waist, eat a pack, live to be two hundred without looking old. White Camel Mountain Bone Strengthening Powder, powder for youth, powder for friendship, designated inexpensive wedding dress nutritional supplement for the Huashan Sword Discussion, available for purchase at all local pharmacies and clinics. When purchasing, please look for the Black Toad anti-counterfeiting mark, quack, quack..."

42. Liu Er, San Er died so he died. What San Er? Liu Er! Liu Er ah.

Rest in peace... You've never been right!

43. Others have their strengths, you have your weaknesses~

44. My erudite scholar! My smart, capable, cost-effective scholar!~~~~~

45. How many people in the family, how many acres per capita, how many cattle in the field, tell me, tell me

46. Xiao Guo: Tell my brother to roll~ (Gun)

47. The martial arts world is always deeper than you imagine

48. Palm rejection. You dare to play double standards with me!

49. No feeling is no feeling, still no feeling!!!!

50. Alright, the audience understands already, really, they've understood long ago

51. Zi Ah, take me away quickly

52. Virtuous means staying home doing nothing

53. My God!

54. This is the voice of a constable

55. ......The martial arts world doesn't believe in tears......

56. Jade uncarved is not an object; under the rod comes filial daughters

57. Big Mouth lacks courage, but can't resist the big appetite. Eat, Big Mouth!! I see Big Mouth is just a food bucket!

58. Scholar: She has never kissed me! (In one episode, the scholar said it 127 times)

59. Extremely remote possibility

60. Yellow heaven above, yellow earth below

61. This thirsts me to death, where's the well?

62. Big mouth. Big enough to eat eight directions mouth..

Big mouth departs. One top eight..

63. I'm really not an acting school.. I'm an idol school

64. Bai Zhan Tang: "Big mouth, actually I'm a woman!"

65. Scratch my heart. Or gouge my heart..

Steal my heart..(just watched.)

66. YOYOYOcheckitOUTthe way that can be followed is not the usual way Do you know or not know

My flowers have withered waiting

67. Walk your own path. Let them take taxis!

68. Disappear like Superman!(Xiao Liu'er)

69. I love you! How could you not know? I'm heartbroken!

70. Life may be bitter, I haven't complained about the government; life may be tiring, I haven't mixed with the mafia^^

71. Is this table strong enough? I slap it... Oh my goodness!~ Why is there nothing happening?!~?

72. Swish swish swish, more than 80 brocade guards went up, immediately stepping down the beams.

In the end, I still didn't figure out who was above.

73. Scholar said: "Who are you?... If I were you, then who would you be?"

74. I admire you, I yield to you, I lose to you

75. Here are four words for you: Wash up and sleep

76. I don't deny rejecting and negating

77. Did you choose the world or did the world choose you

78. Decent people, beasts, longevity like the southern mountain (idiom chain)

79. Who are you talking about~~~ Who is the acting school?? How dare you insult people??~

Am I the acting school? I'm the idol school~~~~~

80. Passion burning? I'm not Shi Guangrong!....

81. God, Lord, Shakespeare, Aristotle

82. If apologizing worked, why would we need constables

83. Eh~~~ Guest, are you passing through or staying overnight?

84. I'm a woman... a woman among women... 300%回头率 (turnaround rate)

85. Men should be tough on themselves

86. You mustn't die under any circumstances, if you die, who will lend me money to spend?

87. I won't believe I can't call him (long dress Tong landlord sits), hmm, distributing money...(Big Mouth rushes out)

88. Who doesn't know how to speak foreign languages! I can also say "Thai Rui Bao, Wang De Fu" ...

89. Doing evil repeatedly will surely lead to self-destruction, there must be one suitable for you.

Silkworms spin silk until they die, candles burn until their wax is dry, thousands of boats pass over ten thousand mountains

90. Old man in the sky, are you nearsighted, astigmatic, glaucomatous, and presbyopic?

Why don't you go for a retina surgery?

91. Isn't it just one two three? Can it be worse than Xiao Guo?!!

92. Young master's body, running errands' fate

93. Xiao Guo was angrily scolded by the shopkeeper and rushed out, bumping into the scholar reading a book.

Xiao Guo said: "Don't you have eyes on your head?"

The scholar reasonably said: "Eyes on the head belong to Yang Jian."

Xiao Guo said: "Who?" Scholar: "Er Lang Shen"

94. I'm surnamed Huang, grass-top Huang, Huang as in soybean yellow, Dou as in soybean Dou

95. Kang Sang Ah Mi Da MUSIC, 1.2.3.4 HERE WE GO

Viewers in front of the TV, follow along!

96. Oh, your temperament is still hard? Go bash your head against a pillar!

97. I slapped myself... in the face! ~~

98. I just want to grind with you!

99. Auntie today if I don't beat you until peach blossoms fly red, you won't know who Auntie's heart blooms for!

100. Sometimes solving a case is this simple

101. Viewers in front, keep up! Yes, follow what I do (classic actions and sentences when Zhan Tang teaches Money Boss point techniques)

102. Kitchen knife gate... kitchen knife gate... (hit pillow)

103. Anyway, it's disgusting to death without compensation!...

Holding in hand, corn bread...

104. Boss, when will the wages be paid?

Pay wages? Is such a thing still in the world?

105. Do you look like this and still expect people to live? ~~~~~~~~

106. Husband ah~~~~ Are you starving? Waving one yo, if you're starving,

Just tell XX, XX will give you slippery intestines~~

107. "I thank you, thank your grandpa, thank your whole family, thank your ancestors for eighteen generations"

108. Stop pulling. I'm not familiar with you. I'm not familiar with you

109. Open your mouth once, chop your legs twice, the third time turn you into a ghost under the knife..

110. Standing in heaven looking at hell, life is like a situation drama, standing in hell looking at heaven, for whom toils, for whom busy